todaysfreshhellredux
todaysfreshhellredux
todaysfreshhellredux

Well experts disagree about their land speed. The article I pulled from says 11 miles an hour in short bursts.

Florida Fish and Game does come in or calls a private trapper and they usually do move them when they’re that big especially if they’re in a populated area. And yes, Nuisance Gator Trapper is actually a licensed professional Florida. It's an attempt to keep from having to kill them.

Fried gator tail puts scallops to shame. Especially farm raised.

Actually they really do dump homicides in the Glades. And elsewhere. And we do occasionally kill and open up an alligator and find human remains. Mostly drowning victims that weren’t recovered but there have been quite a few cases across the state that were cleared with such a find.

I seldom cry but I cried over that. Great lovely git with no fear and a passion for Australian wildlife.

The record for Florida is 780 pounds in Okeechobee, Florida, April 2016.

They really do get that big. Adult males in my area run around ten feet. Theyll get bigger if they are the alpha gator in a prey rich environment.

11 mph on land, 20+ in the water. Zigzag may work...as long as you don’t slip in the mud. They come up out of the water just like crocs, they fucking explode with all that tail giving them impetus. Shock and ambush. I’ve seen them take yearling cows and I’ve seen them peacefully share the cow ponds with a herd of big

Florida native living in the swampy woods by a river here...

No, no, it’s all ruined now. I can’t be happy. An anonymous commenter on the internet is disappointed in me.

Well, I certainly bow to your expertise. I’ve only been handling them now and then for the last four decades so I’m sure I probably don’t understand how they work. I probably won’t be able to get this semi automatic back together now or adjust the pull on the trigger. I feel so ashamed.

Come huddle under the blanket with me. I am equally frightened. We are living The Dead Zone.

You have utterly pwned me, Paul Blart.

See how you are? Now you’re trying to read my mind. We needed you there at the Cincinnati Zoo.

I am up to my ass in a moral sinkhole, Beaver. You have no idea.

I grew up.just as you did, rural, my family hunted, and guns, long guns and sidearms, are part of my life.

It’s all right. Once I threw a boot at a roommate when I was hungover because the son of a bitch was flipping through a magazine and it was killing me. There is no tired like new baby tired.

I do not know where you get this idea but I assure you that if you are standing close to someone and fire, you are either holding the wrong end or have the muzzle pointed upward.