*ahem*
This is arguably the funniest small screen video ever made outside of Chappelle.

Pete Wentz, Wenthworth Miller, Rashida Jones and Meghan Markle are on conference call, line 1. 

Yeah, I have a real hard time taking guys like that seriously. He doesn’t really want to risk his life in combat, he just wants to cosplay as an Army Man and get off on scaring people. Deliberately picking a handguard in Hershey bar brown is the bravest decision he’s likely ever going to make.

+1 dumping physical memory

The Blue Screen of Death inevitably crashes all of us.

It should always be Jerry...unless it's Dan Snyder.

In his defense, Death first approached Virginia McCaskey, but she put a cigarette out in his eye and laughed at him.  Again.  

In the meantime, I’m President, and you’re not.

Sanders is absolutely too old. Warren is too, but I could support her if she partnered with someone under the age of 60.

I personally don’t think she should have done it, but Orange Asshole just said that he would give 1 million to charity if she took a DNA test. I wonder how long it will take him to never give a cent to any charity...?

Someone else can do Fun with Flags on this nightmare. 

Yes, so many, let me pick in the order I noticed them....

I do know one person who is definitely not trying to control Kanye’s mind: Kanye.

I love that Tucker’s serious face is the human equivalent of a dog discovering that you did not in fact, throw that ball.

The fact that he maintained the FULL 16 minutes of this video means he should get a fucking medal.  That is some serious self control. 

That face is why I don’t talk politics with my Trump-supporting family, because I don’t like being in situations where I involuntarily make that face in order to suppress my desire to shout insults at the top of my lungs.

I know.  The expression on his face when the idiot is ranting on & on just says it all.  All that drama over music -- he could have been at his destination and listening to all the music he wanted if he hadn’t decided to be a jerk.  I bet he has pulled this crap before.  All that crap about being “racially profiled”…

Who is very much NOT WHITE, we should note.

Holy fuck the driver’s face in the first picture is my new everything.

You forgot Michigan Proposal 2, which would end political gerrymandering. All three of Michigan’s are hugely important. Two and three would transform the state from one that has one of the most archaic voting systems to one of the most expansive and accessible, and end ungerrymander one of the most gerrymandered…