A congenital cyst of the brain sounds serious, I’m amazed he could coach successfully as long as he did. Although Jim Harbaugh is going strong, too, and he’s had an inflamed asshole for years now.

There sure were multiple murders committed by Ohio State players against Michigan 10 days ago. 

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

Could you be a little more vague?

Why exactly would that be wrong?

and almost as if on cue, AOC is tweeting about it:

If they could bring in Mike Lombardi they could assemble the best team of all time using their unique strategies of favoring players who are “good at football” and avoiding players who are “not good at football”

- Have DeSean Waston back at QB

The kind of people that have “full time availability” for a unpaid internship should be kept as FAR AWAY from government as possible, aka; every single little twerp in that lede image.

These fools are like the bad guys in a kung fu movie, stepping up one by one to get knocked the fuck out.

Unless you live in Brooklyn and maybe the Bronx since the melanin deprived can’t afford Manhattan and moving to what used to be the ‘hood is okay now because there is kombucha and yoga.

For me it’s BJs first, then Heinen’s, then Giant Eagle.

Ok Soulja Boy and Andy Dick i get. Them motherfuckers need the money, but Brett Farve? Do you need $500 that bad that you’ll put your face on anything?

The Goyim Defense League and their women’s auxiliary, Shiksa Sisters Forever.

This needs to be juxtaposed with the “protect and serve” lying ass motto and turned into a billboard campaign.

As far as I’m concerned, that “Blue Line” American flag bullshit is the official flag of a militarized police state. Fascist thugs.

WTF is on his hat? It wouldn’t surprise me if it was skull and crossbones. The PD has already (very ironically) appropriated the Punisher logo.

To be clear, the police department had access to this video for more than a year.

I assert that all men’s room doors be equipped with swinging saloon doors or the restaurant style swinging doors so I burst in like the fucking Kool-Aid man when i need to take a leak.

All the Tom Hanks stuff? Rad? Gleaming The Cube? North Shore? Stand By Me? Lampoon’s Vacation? All the weird awesome movies happened in the 80's. No way half those movies get made today.

It’s time to rethink LeBron James. I mean, he didn’t even get to play college ball.