The truth is that the centrist Democratic Party is dead. The new Democrats are radical socialists who want to model America’s economy after Venezuela.

I usually buy USA Today, for wrapping fish of course, but my Soros check was late and I couldn’t afford a copy this morning.

Wasn’t the whiskey-rubbed-on-the-gums a common cure for teething pain for generations?

Neymar is good puppy, yes he is...yes he is!

this guy rubs bellies

He looks like he belongs out there.  Drops to the ground and rolls around with no contact whatsoever.

I wish I had a loyal army of radical, socialist, kickboxing, lesbians at my disposal.

Soccer players are generally getting better at dealing with dogs, but I think I need to reiterate a tried and true tip from a dog lover for people who don’t own dogs. There were some basic mistakes by the players in this video. The dog is scared. If you are seen as a threat, the dog will not come. Don’t jog up to it…

I don’t think Jeff Sessions would even let me marry his daughter, if you get what I mean.

Yes.

I remember once, my kickboxing instructor took me to a bar, and made me dance with another man’s girlfriend. Well, he obviously did not take kindly to it, and I dance-fought with him and all his buddies. Was it a good idea? Certainly not. Did I learn a valuable lesson?

Kansas City native, very liberal, all that crap. Yes, it is like that in Kansas City. With the exception of KC and St Louis (aand their surrounding suburbs), Missouri is *very* rural, and *very* religious. That religious conservatism isn’t even in hiding. Over the summer, we took an extensive driving trip to Florida.…

Browns fan. I don’t know how to express my reaction to this game other than to say I can’t believe that I can’t believe it. Of course we found yet another way to lose a football game.

A Gap penetration. Backside penetration. Rub routes.

Drago looks much bigger, like a different weight class bigger.
At least this time he's unlikely to die though. Lose, yes, die, no.

On point;-)

You can’t even spell “Kardashian” without “ash”.

“I suppose that’s why we let it get so full in the foist place” kills me every time