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Call me crazy, but I believe Todd when he says he never struck that median. After all, have you ever known the guy to hit on the road?

I'm tired of you piling on Whitlock. What do you think you are, hundreds of pounds?!

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Helton's BAC would have been just average, but, true to form, his numbers were inflated by Coors.

Great story, but it does make you feel for those who can't benefit from this kind of thing. Think, for instance, of the poverty-stricken, because they can't afford brilliant dogs like Dakota, or Jason Whitlock, because the technology to combine four Irish Wolfhounds and a St. Bernard into a canine Megazord just isn't…

Man, this is just the best.

Oh my god. +1

Dr. Phil is a TV wizard.

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If this isn't the dumbest god damn thing. +1

ACME brokers sales, too?!

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You should ask that DUAN guy to whip one up for you.

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He also said doctors thought one of them might have been brain-dead