Check Out This Turd, Tom Ley: What A Joker

Don't be so quick to laugh at these guys. A ghost stole my underpants once. There I was, 10:30 on a Tuesday night, surfing Encarta as usual, when out of nowhere this horrible phantom swipes my undies. So startled was I that I grabbed onto my penis—to make sure the villain hadn't made off with it, too!—which I…

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Bold, That Ghost

I fucking love you. +1

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Wait, you're from where? "Atlanta"? Huh. Doesn't ring a bell.

Herschel Walker: [walking down the street] Man, I gotta hit the john.

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Sure, the Angels'll be good, but for a really terrifying lineup, check the Stamford PD file for GRAND THEFT AUTO — NASH, CHARLA.

This is great.

Notably, this particular pantomimer was ejected from the TD Garden, not because of the obscene gesture, but because the referee hit her with a Flagrant 2 when Paul Pierce pretended to cum.

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Yup. +1

[dying]

International Poise? That you?

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Ebony Jackson: No it's not OK but Coach Winters will have to live with that. If that's how they want to carry themselves, that's fine. I'm focused on me and mine and we'll just keep going.

suddenly, a disinterested crowd had a pretty good buzz to it

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