Update: This Fake Rumor About Jay Wright Resigning Because He Knocked Up A Co-Ed Is So Sophomoric, Jay Wright Resigned Because He Knocked It Up

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UPDATE: This Fake Rumor About Jay Wright Resigning Because He Knocked Up A Co-Ed Is So Out Of Bounds, Mark Sanchez Targeted It

UPDATE: This Fake Rumor About Jay Wright Resigning Because He Knocked Up A Co-Ed Is So Ugly, Larry Eustachy Wouldn't Hook Up With It

Nope.

Progress? Let me check the archives...

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Zoo High need only look to the 76ers to find its first customer. After all, Nick Young was salutatorian there.

Man, this brings back memories. A couple years back, I had the good fortune of scoring the autograph of one Antoine Walker. We had a nice little back-and-forth, and at the end of the exchange—would you believe it?—he was almost too willing to leave me with his John Hancock. He was the nicest athlete I'd ever…

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someone in the gallery yelled out "mashed potatoes!"—which will never not be funny.

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Bases aren't the only things he's clogging.

The Natural Ice

Ham Yankees

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Summer '11 or GTFO.