The crazy part is, Jerry Reinsdorf doesn't even particularly want DePaul games.

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Awesome.

"Buffalo Bill": It puts the lotion in the basket.

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Ha!

Hi Jemele, big fan. I'd like to address something you said earlier in this very chat, actually. You mentioned that Skip Bayless gave you some uplifting advice recently. I've been going through a bit of a tough time myself, and, being a Vanderbilt alum like Mr. Bayless, I'd be interested to know—

Believe it or not, there's a silver lining in all this for ol' Phil. You see, his buddies had just announced their plan to give him a brand new moniker until, in a moment of serendipity, they discovered that "Pissbucket Croucher" was already Tara Reid's nickname.

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Is that really the scuttlebutt? Huh, hadn't noticed.

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Awesome god damn song choice, Samer.

Valentine: [to self] ♫I said Valentine (Valentine!)! He's the reason for the wrap 'wich ('wich)! See him bikin' on the way to the park, textin' with his All-Star best friend, gonna jump over this puddle and—

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Looney Tombs

I can only count three: Either you're a Mets fan over 30, you hate awkward TV segments, or you're Wayne Knight.