Ha!

Good move by Keystone to use a Laker point guard, but I'd be surprised if viral marketing worked as well for them as it did for Magic Johnson Theaters.

To be fair, it's Cubs-Diamondbacks. Who can blame them?

- Laughed at said joke six hours later. Seriously, +1

THIS IS SO WEIRD

Looks great in there!

Before I ever really started commenting I told two of my friends my handle, luckily they never blew my cover once I hit the big time (read: they immediately forgot/stopped giving a shit). Another started reading the comments, knew I was starred, and spent a couple of hours one night trying to figure out which of one…

Hey!

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Just saw this. +1

Ha! Christ, what an asshole I am. Swear I didn't see that, sorry friend. Nothing to see here, everyone.

Didn't realize until just now that this concept was already used earlier today over on MKMUB, so a big h/t to sweatingmullets.

Anyone Who Ever Watched The NCAA Tournament, Ever: [blows brains out]

♪ Well you were cov’rin’ up a scandal

Judge Freeh: After we crucified Penn State and the Saints within a year, future subjects will be understandably shaken when they learn that the Group is coming to town for an investigation. So, to soften the blow, we hired a new spokesman! Take it away!

Ha!

Dear Loyal Customer,

That's funny, I was only about four rows down from the top in straightaway center. We could have stared through binoculars straight ahead, directly into each other's eyes.

Well my dad sure as shit wasn't buying me drinks.

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