Mother and baby, together forever:

The “well actually” folks have overrun this place. It’s too bad.

You don’t always have to “well actually” on every comment. My grandparents both were in poor health when they passed. It was unsurprising, but that didn’t lessen the pain. I know you think blaming 2016 is dumb. But sometimes it’s nice to have something you can say “fuck you” too. I think possibly the only one that…

I’m sick of unsolicited wedding advice.

My New Year’s Eve wedding 3 years ago was awesome and fun. And my wedding planner features it every year on her Facebook page. Sorry if I sound like a braggy asshole. I am drunk and taking joy in whatever I can. 2016 can suck a big fat one.

Are you saying all three need to be in the same place? I mean, don’t go if it bothers you that much, but I don’t think I’ve ever been to a wedding that had all three in the same place (except my cousin’s wedding at a Sandals resort). Most I’ve been to have 2 out of 3 under one roof. Like, church ceremony but then…

I like weddings. I don’t really care what kind of wedding people want to have or how much money they do or don’t want to spend on it. I guess I’m not as cynical as I thought.

Bring back I Thee Dread!

Goddamnit, this makes me miss I Thee Dread pissing contests and Jolie even more.

As a white person, my main culture is working my ass off, feeding my family and sitting around watching Real Housewives until my husband begs for sex.

So. I clicked play on the video.

No, once they’re teens they get a say. It seems pretty fair to me.

Isn’t that standard for kids over 13 or so in most courts?

Children services sometimes are a joke, and people tend not to believed the abuse, especially if is only psychological, how can you charge someone if you do not have a physical prove? Being cleared of charges does not mean that you are innocent.

I think about a face and a half ago.

LOL. I’ve always referred to them as BRAND-gelina because every kid and every private moment was marketed to promote their brand. And like many brands, it was mostly a load of shit.

I’ve never liked her as an actor or a human being. I hate Chelsea whats-her-name, but I agree that a woman with no female friends can’t be trusted.

I love this reminder that the Jolie-Pitt marriage fell apart after all the comments like “When I finally learned to love myself that’s when I met my husband. The End.” on the post about being alone.

Someday, after I become ridiculously wealthy and successful, I will throw a fabulous annual holiday party called Fifth Christmas and only children whose parents are divorced will be allowed to come. And we will drink and be merry and bitch about our parents.

“Remember the white dress I wore all through that film? George came up to me the first day of filming, took one look at the dress and said: ‘You can’t wear a bra under that dress.’