prezelpie is the achingly earnest David Crosby stan I never knew I needed to see today.

I agree this is a notable move symbolically, but really, he’s just moving from one UMG entity to another. The Universal Music accountants probably just had to change a code associated with Stevie in Excel.

I always have to laugh when some of my liberal brethren mistake Burr for an out of touch centrist, or worse, sympathetic to the right. I always tell them you really haven’t listened to his material then, as it’s obvious he is firmly a liberal that doesn’t suffer idiots, especially on the right. It’s his shtick to come…

The Haunted Mansion is my favorite ride in the park. And Pirates is delightful. What is this nonsense?  

Fuck you.

Seriously. Space Mountain is a perfectly fine little roller coaster that I remember virtually nothing about. The Haunted Mansion is *amazing*. 

Pirates and the Haunted Mansion may be a little silly, but to say that these classic rides aren’t “good” is straight up clickbait.

I know it’s just, like, my opinion man, but I think this is a step up in the musical guest category.

as if the fly itself wasn’t symbolic enough, it was when it decided to make its entrance that was the kicker for me.

My first response was

If they claim not to be racist bigot fascists, then... what exactly do they claim to support?

It turns out that the real friends were the NPCs we met along the way.

I know it’s dumb, but the logic of this always bugs me (see also Wreck-It Ralph). Ryan Reynolds’ character is code, so if he’s glitching, can’t they just reset him. If he has free will and consciousness where does that possibly exist? It’s a soul and mind put into a few lines of code?

Please be here next weak for my…

Let’s be a little bit honest about Cory Booker (whom I personally like more than the other people who ran) for a second. His personal life would have been a liability.

Tomorrow’s New York Times: Patti Lupone rescues endangered red panda cub from gender reveal party gone horribly wrong.

Matt Frewer seen running from the scene, hollering “That’ll teach you to shrink my kids!”

Forget it, he’s rolling.

I viscerally feel the same way, but Step Brothers channels all that I normally find grating into something transcendent. 

I agree, but I feel like any vintage of Ferrell would sell “As you can tell, someone didn’t forget to take their stupid pills this morning!” in a totally jocular suburban way that Farley couldn’t have, which is so much of what makes that sketch work.

I WILL DOUSE YOU IN GASOLINE AND LIGHT YOU ON FIRE LIKE THAT BUDDHIST MONK IN VIETNAM!