Toxic hipsterdom is a thing.

It’s a late-night talk show. Doesn’t the conversation generally get around to talking about pee-pees and wee-wees anyway?

She said she wants to do it via podcast.

You can’t beat a squid at his own game.

‘What you just witnessed was a dramatic interpretation of the evil Cap from episode….. 79….”The Enemy Within.”’

Exactly. Which is why I have next to no interest in this. With every single Marvel movie release, I’ve had some kind of familiarity with even the most obscure characters. With the Eternals, the name evoked no recognition for me other than “Oh yeah, ‘70s Jack Kirby space-god shit, right?”

Fuck cancer.  Go Dawgs.

Do I enjoy the Bad Lip Reading of her brief encounter with Chewbacca in The Force Awakens? You better believe it, babe.

I know he was definitely in more than one episode, but I think it was only the two.

Yeah, it was sort of dark because it dealt with his alcoholism, but it was also really funny as he was going through the cabinets and downing anything that had alcohol in it, like vanilla extract and maraschino cherries.

Yeah, it was completely stupid, he was just goofing around. It’s a travesty that whoever was in charge of the weapons didn’t educate him how dangerous blanks can be. And I’m thinking that Jon-Erik had to have been a bit of a numbskull as well, because any time spent firing blanks should make any reasonably…

I was 9 or 10 when the show first came on, and although I liked both actors very much, Tom Hanks as Kip was my favorite. I remember in fifth grade where it was a rainy day and instead of recess we played a game where everybody told their favorite actor or actress. I said Tom Hanks. I remember getting some blank…

That’s too bad, I liked him, although honestly I can’t remember seeing him in much of anything other than Bosom Buddies and Newhart. And Girls. I enjoyed seeing him pop up briefly in That Thing You Do! because much was made at the time of how much Tom Everett Scott resembled a young Tom Hanks, and Steve Zahn had a…

Are you Jimmy?

He had to have noticed that the cartridge was missing its bullet, but since it was accidentally fired with the primer, he probably thought, “Oh, it fired,” but didn’t check the barrel to make sure it wasn’t lodged there.  I don’t know what happened, but any way you shake it there had to be negligence involved.

Tell that to Jon-Erik Hexum.  Except you can’t, he’s dead.

Right, with modern semi- and full-automatic weapons that are recoil or gas operated, prop guns have to be specially modified to work with blanks, because otherwise the chambering mechanism wouldn’t be able to chamber the next round.  This is a western, so the odds are all the firearms are things like Colt single…

It’s established in the film that Regina does fall in love way too quickly and easily. Charles Lampert swept her off her feet and she married him without knowing anything about him—not even what he did for a living, or if he had any living relatives. It’s all a little ridiculous, but I could say the same for a…

Public domain, yep. I first saw it on the afternoon movie on a local TV station and fell in love with it, and then I bought one of those cheap Goodtimes Video VHS copies at the grocery store for $3. The transfer was terrible, but it was good enough, and that was what I had until I bought a bargain bin DVD in the…

Yeah, she was only beautiful, charming, lovely, and kind woman who selflessly devoted much of her life to helping others, so fuck her, right?