Thanks for your service, veterans! Hope you enjoy really cheesy, shitty-looking, sub-Waking Life rotoscoping!

Jason Robards was one of the finest actors we’ve ever had, but watching the outtakes with him and a grinning Mick Jagger, I can’t imagine Fitzcarraldo with anyone but Kinski.

Who does he think he is, Cory Booker?

Rural GA born and raised here, and it absolutely is 100-fucking-% true.

Ah yes, my first exposure to Ashley Judd, and I thought I was gonna lose my young mind, she was so damn good-looking.

I’m not a giant fan of his by any means, but Alec Baldwin is, and shall always be, my Jack Ryan.

I thought they were those nearly invisible glasses like Sarah Palin wears.

Are you Dennis Perkins?

Let’s get Sherwood Morrill to do a handwriting analysis. The same Sherwood who drinks like Paul Avery now.

“Kick my ass!  Kick this ass for a man!”

“‘Four Seasons’?  I know that place, it’s right next to this store I visit every time I’m in Philly!”

Their new website is smellthe.gov.

That’s what happened, Trump said “Rudy, arrange a press conference in Philadelphia. Someplace nice.” Then he grabbed a napkin and quickly scribbled “4 Seasons, Phila., 11:30am” and handed it to Giuliani.

Exactly. I would have no interest in them if it wasn’t for the Nirvana and Pat Smear connections, and Grohl’s affable likability. He comes by it honestly.   My wife used to work in a photo shop in the DC area in the ‘90s, and his mom came in there. Very down to earth and nice. “These are for my son, he’s in some…

This is an appropriately Spinal Tap-esque close to a pathetic administration. “The sign was supposed to read ‘Trump Legal Team Press Conference AND Puppet Show!’” I wonder if Giuliani got lost in the building trying desperately to find the parking lot?

I wondered the same. I assume at the very least you’d have to have the consent of the owner of the business, or otherwise they would call the cops because you’re disrupting their business.

Is Pat Smear back in the band, or was that just for the SNL appearance? I’ve never been a big Foo Fighters fan, but in any case, it was good to see him back.

“You’ve Got to Hide Your Love Away” is towards the top for me, but I think my favorite is “I’ll Be Back,” because the chords and the melody and the harmonies just send me. John was really proud of it, even though he thought it got a bit wonky in the middle, but I disagree with him on that. It has the potential to…

If you haven’t noticed by now, these people mostly just talk a mean game and that’s about it.

It helps that they’re mostly a bunch of pussies that like to play soldier online.