Nice. I didn’t know this was even a show, but when I saw the title, the first think I thought about was the Fishing With John theme song.

Lucky bastards.

I know, just awful. They finally changed the theme song to a new one that’s not as awful, but still bad.

Vince Vaughn is Temple Grandin in Temple Grandin 2: Party Till the Cows Come Home

I used to, but I don’t remember what the fuck I was thinking.

Nobody better try and get me pot o’ gold!

I’m sure he’s very nice. When you’re that shitty an actor you can’t afford to alienate people by being a jerk online.  Me, I have nothing to lose.

He better get buff, because he sure as shit can’t act.  That said, I’m fat, ugly, and I can’t act either.

I really would have had no way of knowing, but this news doesn’t surprise me at all.

Excuse me, that should be “nuke-yular disaster.”

Way ahead of ya, Tom, but thanks anyway.

You do realize that’s not a real koala, right?

Yeah, what’s with that glass, anyway? It doesn’t look fake, but it does look like the glass was placed on the table carelessly, so that the bottom edge was precariously propped on the lip of the plate. You can read things into it, if you wish, such as that Hanks may be so out of it that he didn’t notice, or that if…

Looks about as fucked up and laugh-free as I’ve come to expect from these guys.

So “Our son’s away at summer camp” is the grieving parent version of “Hey, I have a girlfriend, you don’t know her because I met her at summer camp!”? I guess summer camp is just a convenient excuse to cover for all kinds of delusions.

Does he try to steal anyone’s girlfriend in this?

It’s for wiping your asscrack after you take a shit.

Every cloud has a silver lining, as they say.

He just calls himself that because he’s a really big fan of Twiki from Buck Rogers in the 25th Century.

Sweet!