I was old and cable-deprived enough to have never heard of it. I’ve seen the promos for the new show incessantly because my kids watch Nick, and everything looks exactly as funny as a heart attack. Yeah, I know, it’s for kids. I’ll go yell at a cloud now.

“Marisa, sweetie, I’m feeling frisky tonight. You mind slipping into your...floral apron and support stockings for me?

I’m shocked, shocked, that no one has mentioned that this is merely a high-profile take on the short-lived, totally unlamented The Rerun Show.

Marisa Tomei as Edith Bunker?  Welp, there’s a fetish I didn’t know I had.

And having been in Blazing Saddles, he was well acquainted with the unbleeped n-word. See, I brought that full circle.

User name/comment synergy at maximum level.

Here’s my impression of any Bad Religion song:

I only count two.  And they’re from the band’s early power-pop-y phase.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that.  I would’ve put a Real Kids song in there too.

Oh yeah, we’ve talked before, you’re Mick’s friend.  I was happy to see that on the list too.

Not too hippie, they just suck.

If he had loaded his playlist with political scorchers from The Dead Kennedys, Crass, and Rage Against the Machine, he’d come across as the world’s biggest poseur. As it is, this looks like the playlist of a guy who genuinely likes good power-pop, old-school punk, and garage rock. It’s a bit safe, yeah, but if I…

He still hasn’t won enough money to replace his dad’s red 1961 Ferrari GT California that he totaled. I call that a loss.

I guess it wasn’t the entire episode, just the opening scene. My memory was foggy.

Or the one where Patton Oswalt has no more lines so he just decided to just stand in one place like a statue for the rest of the episode and NO ONE FUCKING NOTICED.

I love Tompkins’ Herzog impression, but the most damned uncanny impression I’ve heard him do was John C. Reilly on his Pod F. Tompkast. I’m still not convinced it wasn’t Reilly himself.

One I remember cracking me up as a kid was the one where he played the character of the old, old, white-haired guy who walked really slow (I assume he has a name, but I don’t know it), and for some reason he was a firefighter, and Harvey Korman was lying prostrate on the ground, and Conway was going to administer…

Al Molinaro: also dead

I loved it when after he ripped someone a new asshole on the phone, he says, “I’ll give ‘em five minutes and then call back and give ‘em ‘bad cop’.”

Richard is a decent and honorable man, but it also shows that he isn’t afraid to drop the hammer on somebody (in the nicest way possible, of course) when needed.

I don’t even know the color of my eyes because I do not look at myself in the mirror.