Does it have the part where he’s

Dang, Stephen Miller looks hot with a beard.

They’ll ride in on a helicopter listening to “Good Golly Miss Molly” on repeat, natch.

A friend of mine who knows a lot of comics lore told me that Cap actually did pick up Mjolnir. He wasn’t powerful enough to wield it as a weapon, but Mjolnir apparently considered him worthy to pick it up long enough to hand it to Thor.

And after two stand-alone movies of his own, The Avengers marked the point at which Tony Stark/Iron Man truly became a hero.

I like how when Cap is giving orders and says “Thor, you’ve got the lightning, light the bastards up,” Thor shows the slightest bit of annoyance at being told what to do, but nods and assents, as if to say, “Fine, you can be the leader, little man.”

I thought Cap was kind of underpowered in The Avengers, or at least not back up to full capacity after having been frozen 70 years, but for me he had the scene that gets the best laugh: The one where the two cops are like, “What the hell’s going on?” Cap shows up and starts barking orders. The older cop says “Why…

Somewhat ironically, this is the first time I ever saw Felicity Huffman.

Oh yeah, comeuppance. “How much is the fine? That much? Alright, fine, just write the check and let’s get the fuck outta here.”

Shameless.  Just shameless.

I think the “full-length mirror” line was more of a comment on Dan’s narcissism than Amy’s perceived lack of attractiveness, but I hear ya.

Okay, what are the odds that it’s going to turn out that Jonah’s ex-stepdad had an extramarital affair with his mom 12 years or so before Jonah was born, and is actually his biological dad, thus explaining why he cares so much about him?

Re: Zelda, I don’t think any scene in a horror movie has ever provoked a stronger fight-or-flight (in this case flight) response in me.

So this Zelda’s like real white trash.  That’s even scarier.

Is Zelda in this?  Zelda freaked my shit so bad I’ve never been able to bring myself to rewatch the original.

I’m afraid they’re not asking for volunteers, old bean.

Let me guess, there’s a shitty pop version of “Smells Like Teen Spirit” somewhere in this, right?

I haven’t seen Captain Marvel (not for any butthurt MRA reasons or anything like that, but because I have a hard time getting to the movies unless it’s something my 4 and 8 year old want to see), so I assumed at first that was a CM screen grab. I was like “Okay, I have GOT to see Captain Marvel now.”

Our veterinarian’s name is Dr. Katz (although we have dogs) and he actually looks and sounds like Jonathan Katz.

Would President Jonah Ryan REALLY be any worse than what we’ve got now?