I typically fall on the side of anti-political correctness and anti-censorship, and I usually think of the song as charming because of the shower scene in Elf, but I just read the lyrics to the song and dang if some parts aren’t creepy as hell, especially post-Cosby (“What’s in this drink?”—yikes). It’s not a fucking…

I liked it from the first time I saw it. It helped being a tremendous fan of Chris Elliott’s comic sensibilities, and I appreciated the weird pseudo-Tim Burton fantasy vibe. I didn’t *love* it, and I still don’t, but you can definitely say there’s nothing else like it. It’s one of those movies that are just decent e…

You know, Ive never seen that fucking thing. I saw the trailer and was like, “That looks like a piece of shit,” and actively avoided it from then on. TV and cable were enormously helpful in aiding my avoidance by airing it infrequently and eventually letting it just stay buried.

Gus Cannon’s Jug Stompers? Gid Tanner & The Skillet Lickers? The Hee-Haw All-Star Band? But I would need verification on all of those.

The Green Fog was Mel Tormé’s nickname after he had that gamma radiation accident.

Oh, that explains why her Twitter handle is NWA4Life. I thought she was just into west coast rap.

AGH, CHEWBACCA FIX THE GOD-DAMN HYPERDRIVE, WOULDJA?! FUCKIN’ DROIDS, BEEP BEEP BEEP!

Yeah, I saw his bit at the Apollo, and he owned it.

Who here will be shocked (shocked!) if this makes it past pre-production? *raises hand*

I was literally just the other day saying to myself, “Rory Scovel is delightful. When the fuck is somebody going to give him his own show?”

It looked like lashed-together space junk parts, not saying that’s what it was literally supposed to be. And although they may have thought it out a great deal, it most definitely did not “look good.” But let’s change the subject.  So, is Warner Media a good company to work for?

Still looks ten (okay, a hundred) times better than the lashed-together space garbage Ezra Miller suit from Justice League.

She has such a pretty face she should be on a Christmas card!

Defense contractor?  Please, oh please tell me he’s involved with Blackwater.

Yes, the band is playing at full volume under stage lights in a crowded, dimly lit auditorium, and when the little tape recorder falls out of Rerun’s coat, the band STOPS and points, and EVERYONE in the place looks on at an ashamed Rerun.  Classic.

That’s Jeff “Skunk” Baxter. Yes, the same Jeff “Skunk” Baxter who played with Steely Dan and who was in the Doobie Brothers at the time they appeared on that two-part episode of “What’s Happenin’!!”

And he just hates the noise.  I don’t need a backstory to understand WHY he hates the noise.  Noise is noise, and if you’re not the one making it, and you like peace and quiet, then noise annoys.

I used to wake up at 7AM on Saturday mornings to watch old Woody Woodpecker cartoons (although, to be honest, I would’ve gotten up at 7AM to watch just about ANY cartoons). Anyway, Kramer seems to like him.

That’s right, he’s a troublemaker.