I somehow think it’s better for everyone (and healthier emotionally for him) if C.K. didn’t come groveling back in shame, because my instinct tells me that if he did he would just be getting off on it somehow. It’s now pretty obvious that the embarrassingly frank material in his act, about shamefully masturbating in…

*Cough*Kanye*cough*

There actually was a haunted house episode of Get a Life.

I’m Decaturish, North DeKalb with an Atlanta address.

Same here.  Are we neighbors?

They changed the wording, which was totally misleading before. But my calculation was wrong, I was basing it on roughly 10 million population of Georgia, roughly 30% of which is black, and obviously not all of those are of voting age or eligible voters. But that’s still hundreds of thousands, if not in the millions,…

Not that it’s not racist, targeted voter suppression, because it is, but Georgia did not kick “70 percent of black voters” off its voter rolls. That would be like 2 million people, thankfully so far an impossibility that Brian Kemp nonetheless probably has persistent wet dreams about.

My favorite season, if only because it’s so singular.  

God knows he can’t.

You mean his dick?

That’s the only way our Needledick in Chief can get any kind of friction.

Looks like Mort in a gritty reboot of Bazooka Joe comics.

You’re a few episodes behind, aren’t you?

YES.  I sincerely thought that’s who it was, and came here to say that.

My favorite moment in Home Alone, bar none, is the one where Catherine O’Hara is pleading with the ticket agent, and John Candy, still unintroduced, appears in the background listening in, and then he makes that “Ohhhhh” gesture and shakes his head sympathetically. 

Well...given that David Brent is played by Ricky Gervais, expecting people to like him was probably never on the table.

“If it was any way it was condoned it was by someone acting like even more of an idiot.”

If Mandy Moore would have me, I wouldn’t give a fuck what she was into.  Yanni?  Michael Bolton?  John Tesh Live at Red Rocks?  No problem!  Just wear that little lacy thing you wore the other night, sweetie.

Megan Mullally on Bob’s Burgers as Linda’s sister singing “One Way or Another” is better than either.

“Why don’t you try acting, dear boy, it’s much easier.”