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I have a H U G E crush on Miles Teller. Miles come holler at your girl.

Part of sleepovers is waking up the next day to the breakfast traditions of other families that aren't your own.

Spoken like a man who does not watch American Horror Story: Coven....

Actually when I was young I often dated older men because I found the boys my age to be too immature. Some 24 year old boys can be pretty young, and could be a good match for a mature 17 year old girl. (And I'm not commenting on the maturity of Lorde's boyfriend specifically as I have no basis for doing so. Just

Oh my god what is happening here

I know I've used this one before, but sometimes Karen Walker says all that needs to be said:

She's so beautiful I think my head is going to explode. Her skin is flawless. Ugh. CANNOT. HANDLE. IT.

Evan Rachel Wood.....hell yeah!

That picture gives me an urge to bite. I'm very curious about the sensation of my teeth on his skin over his collarbones. I would accept licking as a lesser option. Also curious how these actions might change his facial expression or if these thoughts are causing that expression.

That's how burlesque works...

Can we all agree this is a gorgeous man?! He should be the sexiest man! :-)

Plus he fell in love with this girl when they were five and she wore her hair in 2 braids and sang real pretty and when she was starving he fed her even though he knew his momma would beat him and then he tried to die for her in this ridic reality show but they won together but she didn't love him back and it made him

I know he's young, but what about the JHutch? He's nice looking, has a MASSIVE MOVIE coming out next week (fills the promo req.) and he's awesome on youth advocacy and LGBTQ rights and shit.

He is just...


This is me one upping that asshole.