It’s so fucked up!! Interestingly we don’t often get protestors at ours, and when we do they usually just silently try to hand you literature as you pass by. I always wondered whether it was because the pro forced birth people know NYC is a pretty progressive city, or whether it’s just because they’ve gotten reamed…

About the “Natalie’s Dad” story: That second incident with both the parents and their angry expressions, not being able to move, the feeling of dread... that was definitely sleep paralysis.

Story #1 is terrifying. Good call on never living at ground level or below again. I’ve lived on the first floor twice, but both times were with my now-husband. Anytime I lived alone or with other girls, we were in apartments that were on 2nd story or above. The only terrifying thing that happened when I lived on the…

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I shouldn’t have read this, considering I live in a basement/street level apartment myself. Fortunately or unfortunately, depending on what scares you, my problems there seem to be more supernatural.

Dude, I do not blame you not wanting to live at ground level. Shit.

Ok, here goes. Writing this out makes me want to barf. 

Reposting my tale of my almost-murder from last year.

My senior year of college, my boyfriend lived off campus and so we spent a lot of time at his place. It was out in the middle of no where, surrounded by woods and only accessible by this one lane country road. One night, around Halloween, we decided to watch the movie The Strangers. It’s a horror movie about a couple…

Well, at least Sheila Vand is in it (step up) and I’m also worried about the guide/translator being listed on wikipedia as:

Me, watching this trailer: “Okay, this actually seems like a fairly clever skewering of the ‘white lady travels overseas and finds herself’ cliche, plus there’s a refreshing lack of deifying the ‘brave, intrepid (white) war journalists’ who really just hang out in a single hotel and party. You know, I think I might be…

A photo of the author discussing his “sex life” with “Kathy.”

i just wanna yell GO LIE DOWN at him at the same voice i use on my dog when she’s getting way too hype

As attendee Tim Gunn told Jezebel, they’d heard about the taping through a peer in the comedy world who said that “if he was able to get ten men there, he would receive a gift, like an MP3 player or something.”

Also this-

The fact that I’m being PENALIZED for being HORNY FOR JOHN KRASINSKI is an absolute DISGRACE and this is WHY Gawker needs to UNIONIZE

this article is lacking some pix

I wish someone would make a really butch sounding IUD. I would 100% get an IUD that was called something like "ThunderGuts" and came with one of those Detroit type "this is America, we don't worry about being fancy, we just get the damn job done" commercials.

I'm afraid I require their emergency assistance... in my pants. COPS AND KITTEHS.