Or GTFO.

Totally co-signed!!

I'm just gonna leave this here....

Yes. Yes it is.

Did he have any suggestions on how to get hotter? Wear 3 sweaters, perhaps?

Ugh. Who married that? Talk about perpetuating the problem.

Wow. Maybe he should try acting.

Wow, no wonder all his girlfriends leave him to become nuns! (Seriously, dude, grow some balls and accept that Romeo is a difficult part to tackle. Don't blame it on your Juliet.)

We should TP his house anyway.

Is there anymore to this story? He sounds like a fucking dickhead. Did he continue to be a dickhead?

Oh I am so ready to have my man shave his beard for a Ninja stache!!!