My dad always says that he wanted to name me either "Robina" or "Clarinda Hepseba", and he's been saying it for so long that I'm no longer entirely sure he's joking.

Sorry, mega distracted by the amount of dog wang.

Janelle is channeling some hot-lady version of Andre Leon Talley right here and I am not even a little bit mad.

"I know she's a brownish area! With points! AND I KNOW I LOVE HER."

Seeing Tony Hale without glasses will never ever seem right to me.

I don't think I will ever get over the day I found out Jordan Gavaris was both straight and not-British. He had become so totally, 100% Felix to me that I didn't know what to do with myself.

ALWAYS JUST THE NORTH FACE

Everybody else looks so uncomfortable and she's just like, "Please. I've got this."

For whatever hellish reason things like Cruel Intentions 2 (starring Amy Adams pre-fame, BTW) and American Psycho 2 (starring Mila Kunis mid-fame, also BTW) were made, I suppose.

Is it wrong that the only thing I can think in regards to this story is "Man, I would be so slutty if I were famous"?

After my healthy-living, marathon-running, lifelong non-smoking 62-year-old father got diagnosed with tongue cancer... yes.

Stoya is so fucking cool.

Also this one.

Sweater monster, obv.
I'm pretty sure that's what I look like 90% in the winter anyway.

That movie is in my all-time top 10 favorites.
"What, fuckhead? 'Badly' is an ADVERB. Who taught you grammar? Get out. Vanish."
Aside from Michelle and Val Kilmer doing some career-highlight work, I think that's one of the few movies that really used Robert Downey Jr. at his peak Robert Downey Jr.-ness to perfect effect.

And not one shade in which she does not look flawless.

WHERE HAS THIS GIF BEEN ALL MY LIFE

I will never not love Drew Barrymore. THERE I SAID IT.
(I read a rumor recently that she and Ellen Page maybe dated a few years back, and I have no idea if it's true, but if so oh my god what a delightful couple.)