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I feel like all the things that made him sloppy on SNL are the things that make him such a delightful host. Namely, the overflowing exuberance and childlike glee!

I'll be real- I don't even GET my period anymore (high five, Mirena!), and I would wear most of these (specifically those "Cunt Dracula" ones) like NOBODY'S BUSINESS.

Is it just me, or does this look way more like Rose Leslie's face than Emilia Clarke's?

Can somebody get this onto Lupita Nyong'o? The cut and color would be DIVIIIIIINE on her.

THIS POSITIVELY DELIGHTS ME

Oh my God, I SO hope that's true. I have such crushes on both of them...

Dear god... when Bub passes, NOBODY TELL ME. My little heart.

Ugh, it hurts! LOVE IS DEAD.
(okay okay so the interview says they broke up but they're still very dear friends and that's great and all but STILL)

YES. I watched The Spectacular Now for the first time the other day and have subsequently been feeling SUCH FEELINGS.

The only question is: which of these will Jennifer Lawrence wear to the Oscars?

I LOVE Richard Madden, but this trailer has made me realize that I much prefer him with some good ol' fashioned King in the North scruff on that handsome mug.

I'm 23 and my friends STILL talk about the waffles my mom made after sleepovers when we were 12.
(To be fair... my mom makes incredible waffles.)

Am I the only one who thinks that this colorblocking makes it look, at first glance, like she's wearing bike shorts and legwarmers? I love the jacket, but...

She cannot possibly be real. NO HUMAN LOOKS THIS GOOD AT ALL TIMES.

Now playing


Tom reading "may i feel said he" by e.e. cummings.
Any argument against his reigning supreme sexiness is hereby rendered invalid.

Yeah, speaking from experience, when you're performing burlesque and nobody is hootin' and hollerin', it gets reeeeeeeeal uncomfortable reeeeeeeeal fast. If you ever go to a burlesque show, please please make some noise!

THAT. FACE.

The problem with the way this waiver is worded is that nowhere does it say these things will physically be enacted upon you. My assumption, just by reading it, would be that these would be things that, sure, might be enacted by the performers IN FRONT OF ME, perhaps even closer to me than I would like, but nowhere

My GAWD that video. So much beautiful perfect androgynous goodness everywhere. Bowie, Tilda, Andrej, Saskia de Brauw, and Iselin Steirio? Please and thank you.

YES. ALL OVER THE PLACE.