I just need to say three things.

I don't say that I'm pretty because I feel this very strong disconnect between what I think I look like and what I think other people think I look like. I KNOW this is slightly nuts, but I've never quite been able to reconcile what I see when I look at myself and what people tell me I look like.

Agreed. I really wanted to have an "innocent-until-proven-guilty" mentality about it, but... it's looking like that's less and less plausible. Fucking awful.

The police have refuted that story. It was made up by a third party. The cops say that there were several witnesses to the shooting, and that they had been called to Pistorius' house multiple times before due to domestic disturbances.

Guh, I love that movie.

These are all GORG.

Whenever I see bikini pictures of Kate Upton, I instinctively cringe- they always put her in the TINIEST POSSIBLE TOPS. Which, okay, I GET IT, we're FOCUSING ON THE BOOB, but as a busty lady myself, I have encountered enough ill-fitting bikini tops in my life to know how uncomfortable they are. Somebody get the poor…

Homegirl just lives her life like a boss and gives not one fuck. It delights me.

1. Helen Mirren is the greatest human.

And winning 'em, too.

Oh yes yes yes. Sheesh I love him. He's so ethereal and strange and yet such a grounded actor. And I spent a good portion of Skyfall just wanting to play with his hair.

Third slide, middle dress-

BAHAHA! I should not have had falafel in my mouth when I looked at this comment. I almost just choked.

Exactly! I would go braless ALL. THE. TIME. if I had smaller tits. But alas. I have resigned myself to the fact that when I do, they just flap to and fro in the wind without cease.

While I usually dig my DDs, maaaan sometimes I wish I could trade 'em for a coupl'a Bs. Because bralettes, you guys.

From what I can tell, she's been a pretty similar size for the last couple of years at least. In 2010 she said she had dropped down to a size 8 (formerly a 16), and while it does seem that she's gotten rather smaller than that, I don't know that she really yo-yo'd back and forth all that drastically.

Or, y'know, she's just a person whose size changes sometimes.

Egads, Patricia Clarkson is so foxy.

A.

Only one dude that I've ever hooked up with has so much as mentioned my unshaven ladybits. He asked me "just out of curiosity" if I'd "ever considered" shaving. I said that yeah, I had, and had decided that I didn't wanna. He was all "oh that's cool that's your prerogative etc. etc.", but pointed out that it was…