Chiwetel Ejiofor is my future husband. I love him so damn much. I SO wish I could have seen his Othello in '07.

ME-FUCKING-OW. YES.

They were majestic. I would drink them always. I THINK this is the same place that they got the mix...

As a Flavor Of a Thing I Could Eat, this sounds pretty good.

Exactly! These lessons matter, you guys.

YES! He is the greatest. I don't trust people who aren't at least kinda hot for Peter Dinklage.

One of the best jokes of this entire season, IMO, was the fact that Octavia Spencer's entourage consisted of Mizz and Dot Gov.

My whole adolescent life, I'd been inundated with this idea that OMG LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY IS SO IMPORTANT MAKE SURE IT'S PERFECT ROSE PETALS AND MAGIC BLAH BLAH. It caused me a lot of stress for quite some time (especially as an awkward, boy-illiterate teenager).

No, I'm with you here! Nick Hoult has always had those fucking gorgeous eyeballs in his face- it was pretty easy to look at him as a kid and think, "Oh, he's gonna be a handsome man".

She is fantastic. I want to be besties with the entire cast of Happy Endings. Is that so much to ask!?

I'm 5'10", and in the back of my mind I always THINK I want to date a guy who's tall, but I almost always end up going for guys who are my height or shorter. I went out with a guy who was 5'6" or so for a while, and nobody (including us) gave a fuck.

I'm hoping it's like a punchcard where you get a sticker for every month that you don't get pregnant, and then after a certain number you get a free ice cream sundae.

YES. THANK YOU.

Oh sweet baby unicorns of Christ.

Animal Farm.

Right?! I want this to run forEVER.

The Catcher in the Rye.

Princess Vermont.

I have a weird soft spot for animals with really mundane human names. Something about it just tickles the fuck out of me.

Amy Poehler is the Cool Aunt of my dreams.