Of COURSE you’d pick this scene. When the AV Club folds, the last article will be about how much Age of Ultron sucks because Thor spends 20 seconds of its 142 minute run time in a pool in a cave.

It’s so rewarding for fans who have followed the films from the beginning, I think we tend to forget that it’s a perfectly serviceable action movie that pretty much anyone could follow and find entertaining, regardless of any previous knowledge. You don’t need to see Glenn Close put the Power Stone in her safe on…

They have to pay a lot of attention to it now so they can ignore it when they’re jacking over the Oscar bait at the end of the year.

Just watch them all, you pussies!

I know only one thing for certain about Game of Throne: Bronn is unkillable.

Glad I never invited those two over for game night.

If that’s the case, then the show does a terrible job of explaining just when Sansa and Arya realized they were being played. I prefer my interpretation. Eat it, Weiss and Benioff!

God, Bret Easton Ellis is such a tiresome bitch.

Sorry, Tormund. Brienne is into twinks.

I like to imagine that both the scene on the top of the keep and the scene in the bedroom were staged by the girls knowing that Littlefinger was eavesdropping. In other words, they were on to him from the start, and only pretended to have a falling out so he could dig himself in deeper.

Also, while we’re on the subject; Cersei says to Jamie that Euron was just pretending to leave, that he’s really holding his fleet for her. But Euron storms out of the meeting declaring his intention to leave specifically because of the wight...that no one on Cersei’s camp knew would be there. Is Euron such a great…

It’s not Mr. Freeze!

“That said, that whole storyline was horribly written”

I think Mance proved that he’d rather die than cooperate with the Night’s Watch, even to save the wildings.

Also, she had no reason to believe that anyone had any feasible defense against dragons.

“Boss, someone’s finally buying those chains we’ve had in stock since the First Men left the north!”

The invitation came from a raven, so I assumed it came from Cersei. I can’t imagine that either Tyrion or Jon would have had the lack of sense necessary to invite her (well, maybe Jon).

Dear Hollywood,

Also, why was Sansa invited to King’s Landing in the first place? Jon was King in the North, and was going to be there already. None of the heads of any of the other houses were specifically invited (Euron appeared to be there simply because he was in Cersei’s retinue, rather than the representative for House…

I just rewatched this the other day. I remember on my original watch being confused as to the number of people who went on the expedition, the many deaths that followed, and a denouement which left all but one of the original expedition alive. On the rewatch, I was determined to keep better track of exactly who died,…