This is why I will never give up on physical media. Keep dicking around about which streaming platform I have to subscribe to to see whatever you’ve decided to make available to me to me at any given moment. I will pop in the blu-ray whenever I feel like watching it.

I’ve always believed that what made Cap worthy was born in him: it’s what drove him to enlist in the war when he was objectively medically unfit, it’s what led him to volunteer for the Super-Soldier program, it’s what kept him alive for 70 years in suspended animation, and it’s what makes him the undisputed leader of…

No pre-adolescent sewer-orgy, no sale.

I was annoyed with Filmstruck stealing the Criterions away from Hulu, and then I was more annoyed that they died and Hulu didn’t get them back.

Every time I think Pete Buttigieg is the smartest person in the room, he brings up God.

“My decision to not actively view the motion picture ‘Star War’ was less a conscious act of discretionary exclusion, and more an acknowledgement of my status as foot soldier in the actual, on-going war with the stars, which gave us life, and which will, ultimately, reclaim us all in the inexorable heat death of our…

Certainly. Right after we stop calling previews “trailers”.

Settle down, Jamie Lee.

“I took that line as Sansa owning that she wasn’t the spoiled brat of a girl that she had been at the onset of the show...not because of the sexual abuse of Ramsay, nor the emotional abuse of Joffrey, not even the perceived indignity of her forced marriage to Tyrion, but instead what she was able to learn at the…

“Where’s your Messiah now, Stark!?”

Well, down there, hamburgers eat people, so I’d expect nothing less.

I’d like to state for the record that not ALL gay men wear jeans to the beach.

You just know they stuck Rickon at the table by the speakers.

Who wears jeans to the beach?

You will find in the deleted scenes on the blu-ray that Scott taught him close-up magic while they were building the time machine.

He called Spider-Man an insect in Infinity War, which seems a bit on the nose, if not strictly accurate.

She’s a generous woman.

I know. Your mom showed them to me last night in bed.

I’d say the Infinity Gauntlet is actually, decidedly much, much worse than the Dark Phoenix saga.

He was talking about the other guy, Grandpa!