I hope atheists start passing laws saying atheist-run stores don’t have to serve gays, or saying gays can’t get married, or start hurling gays from rooftops or stoning them to death, so I can join in on all the hip atheists bashing too! I feel left out. :(

I heard Ricky Gervais single-handedly cancelled Star Trek, Firefly, and The Wire, too. Oh, and he was Hitler’s dad.

I can’t decide if Warner Bros casting the second most humorless man in Hollywood as the Clown Prince of Crime is Batman v Superman-level idiocy, or the funniest joke ever.

You should definitely have been kicked out.

You guys DO remember when you ran that newswire about how he’d already taped a bunch of cameos before he died? Why no mention?

This is a tepid take at best.

Yeah, I’ll match my MCU psychosis against anyone, but I want to be wide-awake and fully engaged for Endgame.

In fairness to AMC, there aren’t many websites that could easily handle the demand for the most eagerly anticipated film of a generation.

Congratulations, Chad Michael Murray! With this appearance on Riverdale, you’re officially a former heartthrob from the 90's!

You definitely should not take his word for it. Us wasn’t the worst movie released in the last two weeks, let alone ever.

I can assure you that The Beach Bum is, in fact, godawful.

16 is actually the default age for Disney princesses.

Good Christ, was that Beach Bum the most self-indulgent piece of shit I’ve ever seen. My not-so-bold prediction is that it’s the worst film I see this year...by far. And I’ve already seen Climax AND Captive State, and I’m planning to see Cats.

My favorite part was when Lisa used her saxophone to dry away Xenu, and prevent him from unleashing all the thetans on Earth at once.

Apparently my crazy friend here never heard of “Lisa the Vegetarian”. Or “Lisa the Iconoclast”. Or “Summer of 4'2". Or “I Love Lisa”. Or “Lisa’s Substitute”.

I don’t see how this announcement is good for anybody, least of all Zach Snyder.

Tell that to the people still chanting “Lock her up!” at Trump rallies.

If you vote Democrat it can!

In liberal America, straight prospective grooms have to blow another dude before they can get married to be sure they don’t like cock.

Look at the fine stitching!