“Painfully average” is being AWFULLY generous to Shane Black’s Predator.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Hollywood, stop casting straight actors in gay roles.

People have been recreating terrorist attacks for movies almost as long as there have been movies. I suppose it’s fine to question the ethics (although what purpose that would serve eludes me, unless you WANT to start an endless, pointless discussion about what historic events/people it’s okay to create art around),…

There was nothing at all flat or non-dynamic in the elevator fight scene in Winter Soldier.

Please don’t throw a wrench into the AV Club’s outrage machine. It’s how they keep the lights on these days.

We would have also accepted: “The movie where Chris Pine shows wood.”

If Red Sparrow had been an eighth as good as I’d hoped it would be, it would have been awesome to see Jennifer Lawrence’s character go up against Natasha Romanov.

The nearest AMC is 30 minutes from me; the nearest Regal is 5 minutes. I love A-List, but I’d go back to Moviepass in a minute if I could see even three movies a week at my Regal. For some people, there’s not an AMC for miles and miles.

I’d disagree that three movies per month was plenty (though for the average person, it would probably be fine), but the biggest problem with Moviepass definitely was - and continues to be - that they decide what movies are available to you.

I DON’T blame AMC for coming up with a plan that works. I’m just explaining why Moviepass can’t use the same plan that AMC uses, or, indeed, ANY plan that relies upon them paying a third party for movie tickets. They need theater buy-in to survive, and they’re certainly not going to get it from AMC.

I get that, but on the other hand, can’t you do that without reversing 55 years of comics canon? Isn’t making the Skrulls universally good* just as diminishing and uninteresting as making them evil?

The first film is one of my favorite horror films...watching the increasingly elaborate death scenarios unfold is just so much fun. The sequels are a feast of diminishing returns, but they all still have a spark of the original. I’m guardedly excited for a remake.

I stood in line behind a gaggle of adolescent girls who were trying to buy tickets to see Five Feet Apart on Friday, and was smugly thankful that I was buying a ticket to see Climax instead. About 10 minutes into Climax, I was envying those girls.

Man, I’m still pissed at Shane Black. What a shit show.

Not if they’ve eaten enough pineapple!

Ditto. I was actively looking forward to the release of this film, just so the trailers would stop. Unfortunately, there’s still a month of the fucking Breakthrough trailer to go.

Incel tears are so, so, sweet. Must be all the backed-up semen.

This news legit makes my week. Never expected this. Hooray!

If they’re going to keep making these live-action mockeries of beloved animated films, they should OF COURSE recast all the roles. Why would you want to remind people that they could just be watching the original, superior film?

I would love to get this guy in a locked room with Wonder Woman’s lasso for two hours. Never knowing what he was thinking will legitimately irk me a long time.