I was wondering what all those nonsense letters meant in the separate screening for Gemini Man that some of my Regal theaters are showing on their website.

I saw Joker last night, and found it eye-rollingly self-serious and remarkably shallow, yet oddly compelling. It’s not at all the “real movie” that Todd Phillips says he was trying to sneak into the comic book genre, but it’s also not the lit fuse some are portraying it as. To be sure, the film is nihilistic and…

I am absolutely positive it was.

I feel seen.

Oh, sweetie...I’ve got LOTS more than this to be insufferably smug about.

Too bad, I’m speaking for you, and EVERYONE KNOWS IT. FEEL MY POWER.

I never anywhere suggested I was proud of my ignorance. If you want to make the point of my comment the fact that I’m willfully unaware of the difference between bisexuality and pansexuality, knock yourself out. It’s not, though. The people it was meant for understand that, presumably.

Yes, I’d forgotten that gay people are only allowed to speak absolutely literally. Please accept my heartfelt apologies.

You clearly do NOT know what I was trying to say, but thank you for proving my point nonetheless.

I would NEVER!

I didn’t get this bronze medal playing skeeball, honey.

As a gay man, I’d like to apologize on behalf of our community to everyone who makes an effort not to be offensive, makes a slip-up, and gets pummeled to death by every queer person within range.

I have a theory that the amount of money parents spend on a gender reveal party is directly proportionate to the chance of their child being transgender. It hasn’t been proven via scientific study yet, but I believe in an orderly universe, and have every confidence that the science will eventually bear me out.

Depending on what state you’re in, no, it’s not at all illegal. Private companies (and state governments) in states with no LGBT protections can fire anyone at all for sexual orientation or gender identity. Many people believe there’s a federal law that protects LGBT people, when in fact, there’s none. The only…

I’ve read this article twice now, and I still don’t see how it makes a case that Batwoman is not queer, feminist, or super-hero enough. If you want to say the show was underwhelming, just say so. I disagree, but you could at least make a case for it. What exactly are your particular concerns about how Batwoman was…

Well, I wouldn’t want to get in the way of you amusing yourself, so I’ll just leave you now.

Yes, that’s certainly one way to read it if you want to be right regardless of what was actually said.

Given that children watch Disney movies on constant repeat, I’m pretty sure they’re not too worried about saturating the market.

What an uninspired choice. They couldn’t afford Billy Eichner? Even James Cordon would be better than John Stamos.

Also, China’s two-child policy must be really rough on cat parents.