It’s less pleasant than it sounds.

“And then, oh, I don’t know, a big hand comes down from the sky and blows everyone up. The end! Okay, moving on...”

HOW DARE YOU NOT MENTION JACK KIRBY.

I thought Selma was very good, and I thought The 13th was brilliant, but A Wrinkle in Time was such an unholy garbage fire that I’m really, really worried that Ava DuVernay is incapable of making a decent New Gods film.

You really need to see the commercial he did for Saturday Night Live for robot insurance.

I’ve never watched a single episode of that show, and I don’t expect that to change, but I like both those old broads, and I’m glad they’re getting paid.

And never was a father to Soon-Yi.

People who believe Dylan Farrow always conveniently ignore the accusations of abuse by Farrow from her son. So it’s “believe victims, unless you don’t want to.”

I completely disagree with Scarlett Johansson that she should be able to play any character she wants, whether it puts a minority actor out of work or not, but I have no personal animosity towards her.

Why should straight people be allowed to play gay roles, if actors can’t play roles of a different racial makeup? What specifically do you object to about actors playing roles different from their ethnicity, and why doesn’t that apply to sexual orientation?

recognitions is no doubt assembling a pipe bomb to mail to Scarlett Johansson as we speak.

I believe a desert island is just a barren piece of land in the ocean, whereas a dessert island comes with your choice of toppings.

Could God make a movie so shitty Eric Roberts wouldn’t star in it?

Three hot guys who turned out to be right-wing nutjobs:

This is “advice” that has been given to every queer actor since the film industry was founded, but sure, let’s post a suitably outraged article about it as if it was news. Yes, straight America, Hollywood is deeply homophobic. Shocking, I know.

Seems to me this site was pretty all-in on condemning The Hunt as right-wing grievance porn, until Donald Trump bashed the studio for making it, and now it’s suddenly a terrible blow to democracy that we don’t get to see it? I get that wanting the opposite of what Donald Trump wants is our national default, but let’s…

Spent all of Saturday at the movies!

ARE YOU TELLING ME THE COMBINED GREEN LANTERN CORPS CAN DO NOTHING?!?

Wait, hold on, I must have missed something: is Billy Ray Cyrus not a joke anymore somehow?

When praying can get me to work, I’ll consider your analogy remotely relevant.