Well, now don’t I feel like an asshole. I hope that’s not the case (sick baby), but if so, I hope the baby’s health has improved.

Meanwhile, why did they take Nate off the ship and stick him in the bureau? It made little sense, and smacked of some sort of shady “I won’t be in scenes with that person anymore” backstage drama.

This is bullshit. If you’ve got the seat down and your pants on, you’re sitting on a chair, not a toilet. In order to be truly sitting on the toilet, there must nothing between your asshole and the water but air.

I imagined she was 20 and he was 52. I stand by it until I see their long-form birth certificates.

Isn’t Bill Hader, like, 30 years older than Anna Kendrick?

Billboards are pop culture now?

At this rate, it’ll take FOREVER to get to New York.

I would argue that Supergirl, Catwoman, and Electra were all INTENDED to be blockbusters....they just sucked.

At last! The fatal mistake I was waiting for! Driver! Take me to the house this picture is from!

ABC might very well pull Spicer if there is enough outrage...but only AFTER they believe they’ve generated enough controversy about the show. More likely, however, liberal outrage will only serve to ensure that Spicer is kept on the show as long as they can manage it (see: Palin, Bristol). The only way to ensure that…

It was indeed silly. Controversy = ratings isn’t a new fucking concept. Turning something which should be nothing into something serves only to elevate Sean Spicer to a position to which he would not otherwise be entitled.

Or, on the other hand, maybe don’t reward people who are enabling said white-washing with exactly the attention they are trying illicit?

Holy shit, I haven’t even started mine, and it’s due tomorrow!

On the one hand, I would prefer that fascist and fascist-enabling political figures disappear forever from the public discourse, even to the extent of not being cast on TV D-list “celebrity” talent shows. On the other hand, this is exactly the kind of insufferably smug commentary that provides the right with a great…

Good God, Irish wrestlers are a scrawny bunch. Finn Balor must be secretly Romanian.

At an early screening of the film, Jack Reynor asked the audience how many of them thought Christian deserved his fate. An overwhelming majority said that he did. There is a strong case to be made that the film leads you to view Christian’s death as, at the very least, justified, if not an actual occasion for…

Or, you know, maybe DON’T do that.

“The FOX News scandal”

Agreed. He never did anything for me back in the day, but he has matured nicely.

My expectations for this were too high, so I was inevitably disappointed. There was far less satire and far more conventional stalker horror, and nearly all the wit I was expecting was in the trailer. I think it was a bad idea [MILD SPOILERS] to take the action outside the house for an extended period; like in the…