I very much enjoyed Midsommar, but i have a fairly different take on it than the conventional one (I wouldn’t call it “hot”, so much as “adjacent room temperature”). The common perception seems to be that Christian is a huge douche, and it’s thus deeply satisfying to watch what happens to him. Whereas, while he’s…

He should have called this Not Getting Coffee in Cars But Rather Hiking on Trails w/Kevin Nealon.

Good God, if Angry Birds 2 was better than Angry Birds 1, I never, EVER want to see Angry Birds 1. And yes, Hair Love was cute, but it went on for fucking EVER. We get it: little black girls hate hats, which was clearly the point of the short. Just get ON with it.

They’re still pretty uppity.

Same!

God, I can only imagine what some of today’s jackasses would do if Tarantino had exposed them to even a little bit of Manson’s philosophy.

Can’t BELIEVE they’re giving this guy a show. He’s not even a feminist.

In Soviet Russia, girl gropes YOU!

Can we all take a minute to acknowledge trailblazer Katy Perry for bisexualizing sexual harrassment? Another civil rights milestone!

I dropped them before book 10 came out, and always planned to re-read, but haven’t gotten around to it yet.

Yes.

I look forward to much fantasy fun from this band of not-at-all-conspicuously racially diverse farmers from a typically insular medieval farm town!

“Your Honor, the defendant clearly referred to my client as ‘trash’ in front of several eyewitnesses.”

You just know those TVs are stuffed with razor blades.

Who’s the direct-to-video version of Will Smith? I feel like it’s Cuba Gooding Jr.

I’d love to make sex with that man.

Sit, Ube, sit. Good dog.

This is bizarrely compelling.

I would get a black cat, but someone told me they’re bad luck.

Despite every possible red flag being raised multiple times, my desire to see The New Mutants film has only increased. I’m starting to fear that Disney won’t even grant it the dignity of a VOD release. PLEASE JUST LET ME HAVE MAISE WILLIAMS AS A SCOTTISH TEENAGE WEREWOLF YOU SOULLESS CORPORATE MONSTERS.