I mean, you realize YOU’RE the one reducing Lee to his minority, right?

From everything movies have taught me about martial arts, they’re all about using an opponents size and weight against them. Why am I supposed to think that a Cliff Booth could take Bruce Lee just because he bigger and heavier?

This is pretty ridiculous. Tarantino used Bruce Lee because he was BRUCE FUCKING LEE, not some random Asian dude who just happened to know kung fu. Whether you agree with Tarantino that a real-life Cliff Booth could have taken Lee (I don’t) is beside the point. For the story Tarantino wanted to tell, he needed to have…

Wow, that was way under my radar. I had no idea IMDB were being dicks about dicks.

I remember when floppy disks were actually floppy!

Aquaman must be so conflicted.

We haven’t had one yet that’s beautifully shot but stultifyingly boring, so Malick is the perfect choice to fill that last chink.

Let Waititi fucking Waititi, Disney! The only one who gives a shit if something comes from Fox or Disney is you. If your shit doesn’t have talking animals in it, don’t fucking worry about people associating you with it.

I’ve come to terms with the fact that I can’t boycott Marvel; I just don’t have it in me. But Jesus Christ, I wish they’d find a way to oust Perlmutter.

This will come as no shock to bear sexual assault survivor Hugh Glass.

Why didn’t the humans just build big giant sirens that never stop blaring and station them every hundred yards or so? Wearing noise-blocking headphones until the aliens all die of starvation seems like a lot better deal than playing Monopoly with fucking felt.

Never mind this; how many male underwear models did he pants at a party? That’s the REAL crime.

Goddamn, it seems pretty fucking easy to get a blue checkmark on Twitter these days.

Also, I’ve just heard from Luton that my Aunt is ill. Possibly gastro-enteritis, possibly just catarrh.

I’m baffled by the critical reception for Scary Stories...sure the monsters are acceptably del Toroesque, but the script is profoundly dumb and lazy, and the no-name cast was mostly just there (the lead/final girl wasn’t bad).

The trailer for this makes it look absolutely fucking awful.

Seriously, what’s wrong with you? I mean, you don’t have to tell ME, but at some point today, maybe stop and think about what compelled you to post that, and what you intended to convey.

Yesterday I saw Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (worse than I’d imagined), The Kitchen (better than I’d imagined) and Spider-Man: Far From Home for the third time (it continues to improve upon re-watching, but I still don’t give a SHIT about Peter Parker’s love life, and [SPOILER] 1, I would HOPE Mysterio’s not…

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And generally unlikely, but it’s more poetic than