toasterlad
Toasterlad
toasterlad

If the uncle is to be believed, the father, at least, was a big Trump fan.

It most certainly is not!

Pfft. Sarah Palin saw it years ago from her house.

I’ll bet he typed that with his cock huge cock.

THANK you. Kung Fu Hustle doesn’t get nearly enough love.

There’s an appalling lack of Statham and Elba skin on display. The Rock gets all the shirtlessness.

Reynolds was the best part of the movie, as he frequently is.

I thought it was pretty fun.

This it the future liberals want.

I spent 80 minutes of my life last night reading feral hogs memes, and I don’t regret a second.

Oh, those wacky Juggalos!

If you’re going to fire a guy for being disabled, why would you hire someone with bleeding fingers? Bleeding fingers sounds pretty disabling to me, or, at the very least, unsanitary.

Slow your roll, Gemma Chan.

Speaking of which, where IS Manimal?

I still maintain that Justice League is much better than it’s reputation. It has some really nice bits in it. I liked Wonder Woman’s introduction, and the fight with Superman, and Aquaman sitting on the lasso, and the Paradise Island sequence, and playing “Everybody Knows” over the montage of a world without Superman

I forgot that Jared Leto is playing Morbius. God I’m sick of Jared Leto. Please go away, Jared Leto!

Unfortunately, the same person who wrote the first one is writing this one, so...

Upon first viewing, I thought it was definitely Pitt imagining a confrontation with Lee, which would result in him getting kicked off the set, which led to him ruefully saying, “that’s about right”, owning that he’d deserve to be fired. But that doesn’t wash with the actual movie:

Also, I couldn’t think of a more totally hacky gay pornstar name than “Finn Wolfhard” if I tried. And lord have I tried.

This should have 52,000 upvotes.