Which followed Michael Douglas being de-aged in Ant-Man.

“this makes It: Chapter 2 the first movie to embrace the new technology, following Captain Marvel and upcoming films like Martin Scorsese’s The Irishman and Ang Lee’s Gemini Man”

This is great, because if there’s one thing cats ABSOLUTELY LOVE, it’s being made to wear costumes.

I think it’s unfair to say “Disney had nothing to show me”...I mean, the digital animation was absolutely stunning, despite the inability of the programmers to get anything resembling emotion on digital animals faces. I just think there was very little to enjoy beyond that, although I did like Eichner, Rogen, and…

Forgot to mention: I didn’t really notice them the first time, because I don’t have a thing for them, especially on women, but I heard so much about them following my first viewing, so that this time I went in looking for them, and holy shit, yes, there are a metric TON of women’s bare feet in this film. I would NEVER…

Tested out my new Regal Unlimited by spending Saturday at the movies; saw The Farewell (wonderful), Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (improves upon second viewing, but I’m still not sure it’s an actual film rather than a bunch of decent- to-terrific scenes placed back-to-back), the It Chapter One re-release (also…

Upon second viewing of the movie, you’re absolutely right. I’m not sure what led me to believe that Cliff was just imagining what might have happened, but yeah, he was definitely remembering his prior encounter with Lee. I apologize to Sam Barsanti for impugning his movie-watching skills.

Really looking forward to him playing Sonic.

Looks like that shark needs to spend a little more time in the gym if it wants an eightgill.

Oh, really? Where did you go to flim school?!

The part that will REALLY blow your mind is trying to figure out how a guy who looks like Stellan Skarsgård could produce a guy who looks like Alexander Skarsgård.

Anyone who thinks there was a hero in Election, particularly Traci Flick, doesn’t understand Election, or, in fact, flim.

The 2000 Dungeons and Dragons direct-to-video sequel, Dungeons and Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God, is in that rarefied company (which also includes Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever) in which the sequel is much, much better than the original. Still damning with faint praise, but D&D:WotDG is legit not awful.

Fun fact: during Jackson’s speech, I turned to my friend and whispered, “If I wrote this, I would have a shark eat him right here,” which was immediately followed onscreen by Samuel L Jackson being eaten by a shark. This remains my proudest accomplishment.

Actually, sounds like Moh didn’t understand the scene either.

It seems kind of irresponsible not to point out that Lee’s appearance with Cliff is entirely a fabrication that didn’t really happen, and that Lee appears again in a training sequence with Sharon Tate in which he appears perfectly delightful, so maybe you just didn’t get the movie?

That’s not a recent picture. Not to body shame the woman, but she’s considerably heavier than that now, well outside the standards Hollywood has set for romantic leading ladies. However, I take her at her word that she doesn’t give a shit, which is pretty standard for middle-aged gay women. You will not find a lot of…

Hey, there was a TROPHY!

I have no children, and would prefer not to be around any.

“I will tell you one more time before I carry you up the ropes and tear your body in half before these screaming fans: I am not playing Sonic, you candy-ass!”