Also, this is interesting because Molly Ringwald has told a story in the past of moving into Shannon Doherty’s neighborhood, encountering Doherty, and being told, “Oh yeah, I heard you don’t own your house. You RENT.”

Wait, when did Luke Perry and Shannon Doherty become friends? They famously hated each other on 90210.

The theater I primarily use has reserve seating, so I need to reserve a seat in order to ensure I’ll get one. Back before A-List (and Moviepass before that), I used to theater-hop, but it’s rare these days that there are more than three movies a week that I want to see, so there’s no reason not to use A-List.

I reserve tickets through AMC A-List. Three movies a week, for $20 a month.

Spent all of Saturday at the movies, because why should I pay for air-conditioning when I’ve got AMC A-List? Saw The Art of Self-Defense (loved it), Spider-Man: Far From Home (my third viewing, still trying to force myself to love it), Crawl (not as good as the buzz I’ve been hearing, but fine), and Endgame (for the…

AGREED.

If you’re not gonna give me superpower rings, Marvel - and I know you’re not - please don’t bother putting the Mandarin in things.

I’ve always been “meh” on Dr Strange, and the first film is firmly in the bottom tier of MCU films, but I loves me some Scarlett Witch, so bring it on.

Sure hope somebody got fired for this blunder.

Man, this is like Budapest all over again.

“Marvel almost always excels at casting, but Angelina Jolie as Sersei is probably the most on-the-nose choice they’ve made since Chris Evans as Captain America.”

I’m guessing they wouldn’t even have to leave their homes. If that lazy asshole Harry Shearer can phone in his Simpsons lines, I’m sure Marvel would be fine having their huge stars telecommute.

If you asked me which was more likely: Natalie Portman starring in another MCU film, or the new Lion King film actually justifying its existence, I would have picked Lion King, easy.

GodDAMN do I hate the very idea of fractioning entertainment into a billion different subscription services, but there is no way I can justify NOT getting fucking Disney+ now. GODDAMN YOU FOREVER MOUSE.

I can totally see the mustache.

This will be fun, but I still hold to my position that it’s largely pointless and slightly heretical to attempt to replicate the biggest, most important comics-company-wide event in the history of the medium with about a dozen characters.

Also, in Russo adjacent news, I think 21 Bridges looks lamentably cheesy in a not-good way.

Me too!

Definitely shouldn’t have been in the movie, would absolutely LOVE to have had it as a blu-ray extra. Wish they had filmed it.

“As Elsa comes to accept that her cold powers do not set her apart from humanity, but rather serve as a bridge to the frozen abyss of space from which all life emerged and to which all life will once again return, she gains insight into the void that all human creatures carry within them, singular yet universal, and…