“written by The Revenant’s Mark L. Smit”

1. I don’t agree to that.

R.I.P., Glasses Girl.

Theoretically, you get an Emmy for great acting, which Allen generally delivers, though in fairness, he should have gotten one for season five or six, rather than this one.

I can’t wait til Jane Foster becomes Howard the Duck.

THANK YOU SPECTRUM BUT I AM GOOD THANKS

Seen it many times. And while it’s certainly not everyone’s cup of tea, it is, as we’ve previously discussed, OBJECTIVELY much, much better than Clerks II.

I need this to be true.

That’s objectively incorrect. I mean, sure, film is a subjective artform, but Clerks II is SO bad that it bypasses personal belief and jumps straight to certifiable fact.

I’m terrified to watch this, because if you look at Val Kilmer, you turn to stone.

Actually, upon actually viewing the trailer, I’m guardedly optimistic.

You didn’t see Clerks II? Oh, how I envy you.

It sounded like he was talking about Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, which I legit love. Clerks II, on the other hand, was a steaming pile of porg shit.

All.

Only if they’re smart!

Nah, go nuts.

Please don’t do this, Kevin Smith. Clerks II was enough of a piss on the grave of the Askewniverse. Do you need to shit on it, too?

Nice try, Tim Miller! Thanks to Endgame, we know you can’t change the future! Stop giving humanity false hope!

Oh...it’s been realized.

I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that you loved Solaris as well.