I can’t believe those morons in Oklahodahio have the same number of Senators in Congress that I do.

I am, in fact, watching. I LIKE the show, it’s just that I won’t really miss it when it goes. Even at its best, it was never must see TV for me.

Or now’s fine, as well, right? I mean, don’t feel obligated to do another season. You had a good run, there are some episodes you can definitely be proud of, but...yeah.

Alan Moore ranks pretty close to the top of my list of artists whose work I enjoy, but who I never want to meet.

I unapologetically love V for Vendetta, and still consider it the best thing the Wachowski’s ever helped create. Also, it’s better than Moore’s comic. THAT’S RIGHT.

Still struggling to get through the third one, which I bought ages ago.

Hey, if Stephen King can write a full-on adolescent sewer gangbang and still be regarded as America’s favorite living author, then Moore’s legacy should be fine.

“I loathe each and every one of you. Goodbye.” - Alan Moore’s farewell speech at Comic Con.

That is the very definition of a hot take.

I absolutely hated Part 1, but am absurdly excited for Part II. What is my deal?

I’ll wait to see this in the theater, which, given how many times I’ve seen the original trailer, will happen very soon and very often. Speaking of the original trailer, I’m not sure how a trailer for a space movie that features explosions and people falling from huge heights could look even duller than that Lucy in…

The very best part of Endgame was when Chris Evans was shaving off his beard.

Of course privilege means nothing to you. That’s how we all know you’re privileged. People like you are the very easiest to spot online.

That is the technical term, yes.

Really been looking forward to Hail Satan?. Also, Body at Brighton Rock. Good job, Hulu.

Representation matters, but I don’t feel it was necessary for Disney to cast a douche in what is clearly a non-douche role.

This is great news.

All Asgardians are, by definition, demi-gods. That is, they’re all much stronger and much more resistant to injury than humans. Thor just happens to be stronger and more resistant to injury than most Asgardians.

“Representation is definitely important. Please don’t misinterpret me as thinking otherwise. Now, please follow along as I enumerate the reasons why representation absolutely does not matter.”

If I turn my monitor off, I can still smell your privilege.