Nope; it should have been done a while ago.

The stadiums are designed to distract you no matter what age you are, even when players are at-bat. Vendors, stuff on the video boards, food and drink...the teams/orgs themselves are doing what they can to keep you from paying full attention.

And nevermind how fucking fast…

WIFE: Do you want the windows open?
ME: Nah, I’m fine.
WIFE: Okay I’ll open the windows a little.

How has “Infinite Tucker” avoided the NOTY bracket? That’s an 80-grade name

Call me when someone puts a goalie up on the rim, and then maybe I’ll cheer when uber-villain Kobe scores twenty and they’re not empty-netters.

People keep saying this like hockey is a real sport anybody should care about.

Say what you will about the Bay Area, but their sports teams are very supportive of each other.

It’s great news that KD is probably going to be fine, and GSW is clearly worse without him, but I have to say, it was nice to see them play with a kind of intensity and passion that we haven’t really seen since Durant hopped on the bandwagon a few years ago.

I know I’m high because the longer I look at this photo the smaller Tucker’s legs get. It’s absolutely Chandler-esque.

Making your “real invites” pay top dollar just to avoid having “fake invites” show up just feels wrong.

Chris Paul? I usually blame Chris Paul. 

The real death lineup is the friends we make along the way.

His foot failed to make a football move before it lost possession of the plate.

These are very good points, but maybe you could look at basketball from a different perspective. Try to step back. Now step back again. Now step back one more time. Now either swish or clank a three, one or the other. It doesn’t matter, because you’re James Harden.

Shit, shit, shit......I am instantly sorry I watched the video.  Do NOT watch it if you can resist the temptation.  Yes, it did look Hayward-level bad, or - if you’re and old timer like myself - the “Joe Theismann”.   Legs just aren’t supposed to bend like that.  

Shout out to the ref for bumping the leg as he casually stepped over Nurkic.

“I better use Tic-Tac just in case I start kiss her. You know I automatically attract to beautiful—I just start kiss them. It like magnet. Just kiss. I don’t wait even. And when you star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”

when rich people hear that we want everyone to get equal access to healthcare, they naturally assume that means they’ll have to suffer the way we do, because they know that their extreme wealth depends fundamentally on our poverty

until recently I thought of Aussie’s as rather sophisticated when in fact they’re MAGAland Down Under. I guess the systematic elimination of their native peoples, along with forcibly taking their children from them (the Stolen Generation) should have been my first clue to that. 

People who support Trump, support hate and fascism.

This is why it’s wrong to call this “white nationalism.” He’s not concerned about the nation of New Zealand, its uniqueness or sovereignty. He’s properly called a “white supremacist.”