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?Dangermouse didnʻt have legal cover. ?Robin Thicke should have paid the Gaye estate for “Blurred Lines”. It only matters if there is money involved. You can cover Tracy Chapman all you like if you donʻt monetize it. If it is a hit, Tracy will probably sue you. You still had a hit! 

Taurus was an ugly piece of shit when it came out. Seemed incongruous and comical at the time.

Iʻm sure the relevant players recognize their agentʻs voice.

Gotta make a really big offer to make us stop taking off our clothes in public. Make Kanye shut up and Iʻll put a sock on it anyway.

Iʻve been reading the FOX message boards. They are blaming the dems.

fify: Attorney’s name is Larry Klansman.

Sure he’ll get the stats, but unless/even if Wiggins becomes great, that team still more or less sucks.

Yer back! Congratumalations.

TULSI WE IN HAWAII WHERE YOU HAVE NO REPUTATION EXCEPT AS THIRSTY FOR ATTENTION AND A CLOSET REPUBLICAN LIKE YOUR FATHER. I got the polling call years ago asking if we were interested in you running for president and we said NO.

Did you see Draymond Green’s Instagram where he measured himself? He called it 6'7" but it looked like he was 6'63/4". Then the official measurement came out at 6'6". Some of the teams seem to have stuck to whole inches while others are doing quarter inches. I feel stupid just knowing this.

Who will speak out first about the gag order? An NBA player criticizing China, or a staff writer who works for G/O? A rich guy who can afford it or a principled person who can’t?  Kanter or Burneko? Who ya got?!

Any second now!

Hey a big fuck you to management and thanks to all the great and even not so great writers. Pretty sad seeing the comments aren’t even free to talk about what’s happened. 

Everyone loves “people being stupid or trashy” stories. Unfortunately. If you want to read about white people being stupid or trashy, try the Root. If you want to read about sports people being stupid or trashy try Deadspin. Perhaps Spinter is financed by Russia to splinter the left.

They have different styles and career paths, how about Donovan Mcnabb instead? He seems more apt to me because his QB style reminds me more of Cam’s. Remember Cunningham’s punting? Man Buddy could put together a mean defensive line though.

What a haircut on that young man! Straight out of Central Casting. Kaepernick take notes on this cultural icon and future politician. He’s out here getting reps in on TV while you’re in the gym doing squats next to the phone.

Sileo was one of the most memorable co-workers of my life. I could not believe the shit he said off air. He was also wild on air. He made the drugs, money, free cars, and hookers that were his college experience sound like Scarface 2. His takes, quips, and comments were generally offensive with or without microphone

Let’s not forget you and I are also in a tribe, or set of tribes. I like science, I follow that tribe, most times. They tell me what is true and I believe it, even if I don’t understand it, even though sometimes they are wrong. Don’t start thinking your own logic is somehow magically not tribe centric, or that your

Check back with me in another 5,000 years to let me know how containment is going and I’ll consider it, but you don’t have much data at this point considering we’re talking about generating very dangerous waste that will outlive the societies that created them.

Came here to trash Graham Bensinger. This guy will talk to any piece of shit and not bring up the controversy associated with them. Name your sports or culture villain and he yukked it up with said asshole. Wants to be famous so bad but is as interesting as ... Graham Bensinger.