I haven’t ever been so excited just to watch a basketball player jump. Not shoot or dunk or anything. Just jump.

Her statement basically starts off

Look, I’m not saying Trump knows anything about young women being duct-taped and thrown in the back of cars for purposes of human trafficking, but do you remember when Trump gave detailed descriptions of women being duct-taped and thrown in the back of cars for purposes of human trafficking?

No, she doesn’t need to “do a better job.” There was nothing in these recent comments that was problematic. Pleaseon’t push the false narrative that she made a mistake, in fact we need her and others to say more of this.

Aren’t all chaps assless and crotchless?

only if we consider Dwight Howard technically deceased

I love this “brilliant brain surgeon” bullshit trope.  Talk about coasting on a few major accomplishments.  This fucker was leaving sponges in peoples heads, and we’re still doing this “brilliant brain surgeon” bullshit.

After the fifth malpractice suit (I think there was about eight in total) it’s probably alright to start disputing whether or not he was an “amazing brain surgeon”.

His big claim to fame is separating conjoined twins and his record with that is shoddy at best.

In a league that could put the now defunct Monsanto to shame, I believe Kyrie is the corniest basketball player alive

The format of this article is truly wild and seems to want me to scroll up and down.  I straight up failed the quiz of “Can you remember 6 paragraph length questions in order when scrolling to the next page?”  I’ve shamed my family. 

I wasn’t addressing the issue of whether social media is “carte blanche grounds for firing.” I’m simply saying that public-facing social media is not your “private life.” Your private life is what you keep private. The things that you choose to do publicly, on purpose, in public-facing media, are not private. They are…

Seriously. I hope the $50K included them installing a special “mulligan” button to keep him happy.

Counterpoint: this is better than literally anything else he would potentially otherwise be doing. Let’s just load Pebble Beach and see him in two years.

You forgot the part where the Dubs lost game 7 to the Clippers in 2014 and Mark Jackson got fired, opening up a vastly more compelling head coaching position than the Knicks dumpster fire he was about to hop into.

And to top it all off, he’s super nice. 

I was flying from San Francisco to Boston on Monday and due to weather and air traffic in Boston, we boarded 5 hours late. Alaska Airlines paid for everybody to go have breakfast ($12 meal voucher), they opened up the drink/snack carts from the plane into the waiting area and said it was a free for all. Then they…

He follows his swaying with the mic beautifully. What a pro.

Exactly. The PR firm was hired BEFORE they even left on the trip.

“It was a blackout, we were showing school spirit”. Then why in the holy hell did you put white around your mouth and eyes you racist cracker?

7-9 grain toast.