Rapist Outs Self At Public Gathering For Free Press

Did someone say BBQ?

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

Baseball should suspend Hernandez.

‘Nique still beat Jordan in ‘88.

“Good idea.”—

Don’t forget, they’re also alleged “titans of industry” in an array of fields unrelated to sports, as well. These clowns are our New American Aristocracy, the best our particular strain of capitalism can apparently develop.

I’d like to think it’d be an interesting fight, except for the fact that Lesnar currently turns into a sweaty, maroon meatball simply by walking down the ramp and through the ropes in the WWE ring. He looked fucking winded cutting that dumbshit promo in the cage.

Earl Boykins is near lock because of his head’s proximity to doorknobs

It’s a normal relationship, find a new slant.

“You’re just trying to protect your family.” From what? 

I will log in to star almost any xkcd reference. +1 standard deviation to you

Whoever cut the video sucks. You can’t tell it’s a quick pitch because the pitch is already being delivered when the CF view starts.

I’m not sure anything could be more American than The Bud Light National Anthem Presented by Aflac

Fire proofing is retardant.

Bukowski.

The only way this could get better is if by some cosmic twist one of those republican forced burial anti-abortion laws allowed the fetal remains to exhumed and DNA tested and proved categorically Trump was the father.

He’s a straight shooter with starting lineup written all over him.

going to a (Lap Dance Thursday) after work but will definitely email.