No solamente trump es un pendejo y un hijo de su chingada madre, su sentido del humor es nulo.

I think my favorite thing about the Timberwolves is this: Tom Thibodeau’s whole reputation is built on the idea that he’s a genius of defensive tactics and strategy, but the Wolves are a crappy defensive team (22nd in the NBA in DefRtg) and have been one for as long as he’s been there; meanwhile, they’re one of the…

Holy shit, this was special. I was a ball boy back when Andre was at American University. I remember him so fondly. I spent half the game on the phone with my father - an alum and season ticket holder for almost 40 years - both of geeking us, so proud.

I’ve watched the video, and as a fisherman I have caught a hammerhead by accident while marlin fishing, along with many other fish i have caught and released as unharmed as possible. As a rule you do not pull any fish onto the boat unless you intend to kill it, keep it and eat it. These idiots should all be charged…

There is very little I wouldn’t do for 70 million dollars, and this kid wouldn’t play basketball for it.

What if I want to bang a porn star? And have her sign an NDA? Oh, and have my lawyer pay her to keep quiet? I asked Jesus for his thoughts on the matter but I am still awaiting a response.

Eli never cared for Papa John’s anyway. “Too spicy mama, too spicy” he would say when his wife would tell him to open the hanger for the airplane.

I suppose you want to take my baby’s gun away too.

Here’s what I found Re: Hatch Act penalties:

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Good article! I’ll admit I only clicked cuz of boobs, though.

One thing I do remember is she tried to pull her cool girl Schtick too far when she was on a talk show and telling a “funny anecdote” about how she scratched her ass on sacred rocks in Hawaii or something of that nature.

It’s so fucking shameful that children may not get 3 meals; or any, unless they go to school that day.

Right? Pass the fucking baton, don’t die on the track with it still in your hand.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Counterpoint: the Winter Olympics are bad and corrupt and boring and should be canceled altogether

I’m surprised the NRA even knows Parks & Rec, I guess there are no decent Duck Dynasty memes.

Listen, people, you can have a bolt-action rifle, a shotgun, or a revolver. If you can’t successfully hunt or target shoot with those, you are a shitty shot who should not have a weapon. If you cannot “defend yourself” with those, you are a shitty shot who should not have a weapon and also has likely been killed by…