WITH DELORES UMBRIDGE’S BLACK QUILL

“ I’m your older brother Ivanka and I was stepped over! … It ain’t the way I wanted it! I can handle things. I’m smart. Not like everybody says, like dumb. I’m smart and I want respect!

They really are! She had her own little bed for daytime naps (pictured) but at night she felt like a part of me :).

I love sleeping in bed with pets! My current kitty will occasionally sleep in the bed with me and my husband, but she goes through phases (one week it will be in bed, the next on a nightstand, etc.)

Oh god, now i don’t want to reread them. I was obsessed with these books as a kid, so much so that I wore a sunbonnet and carried a tin cup to school (and this was 1992 so I don’t even have the show as an excuse). I was really hoping they would age well.

Yea and he was like 30 when she was like 12 (at least on the show- don’t remember the book). Which I thought was REALLY awesome when I was about 12. Less so now that I have a 12 year old.

Oh yes we can blame Joe Schmoe pioneer. Who formed militias to burn Indian villages, slaughter entire villages, kidnap and rape Indian women? Joe Schmoe pioneers. Who advocated for the US Army to come and remove Indians to reservations to starve? Joe Schmoe pioneers

almanzo was hot.

I had to say goodbye to my Norbert last Tuesday. He was such a good kitty. And now Junior (on the right) has no idea what is happening, and has become very clingy. I know we’ll get through this, but it still hurts.

I went into a Clarie’s late last year with my niece and the sole employee behind the counter was crying and screaming into her phone.

The only technological achievement my octogenarian grandma has to her credit is making George Clooney her computer background photo. She only turns the computer on to look at George.

Hahahahahaha, kids...

“Our absence in the day’s narrative should underscore not only the work we do— but what would happen if we stopped doing it.”

“Without our hands, you don’t get real history.”

So let me get this straight: Jez is celebrating women’s day by knocking tone deaf corporations and then taking the afternoon off, unannounced. That’s it? That’s nice, I feel the solidarity. Y’all knocked it out of the park again!

Journalists walking out of a feminist website read largely by women, who come here to feel less alone and despairing, feels like a misguided and somewhat punitive farce, negatively affecting all the wrong people.

Oh good, I hope Rich writes something!

And why a 10 minute interview that a marketing company called to set up (this is what’s known as advertising, something Rich seems to know already) would be about any substantive to begin with.

Alternate title: Publicist Does Her Job, Jezebel Writer Doesn’t Understand His.

Dude your former roommate AJ is on the Shitty Media Men list. Your Pot Therapy co-host called what Roman Polanski did “banging a thirteen year old” right here on Jezebel. Maybe people should be badgering YOU on #MeToo.