Here is an image that is ideally suited to slowly scrolling down the screen. Starting from his head, at first I was like “well, sure” but then came the finale...

Good on Jonah for losing weight, but the more he loses, the more he looks like Dennis from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Because sometimes the trash takes itself out.

“Hi folks instead of jumping the broom tonight I’ll be jumping this redheaded chimney sweep , Chim chim cher-oo motherfuckers!”

Maybe it was one of those Queer chicken Caesar salads, and it just can’t vibe with you, Cardi.

Satan Worshipers are the good guys and people remember GW Bush fondly. This is the state of this country right now.

well then you of all people should know better!!!!!!!!! let people enjoy the celebrity news trash what they want to enjoy without shitting all over what may be the only thoughtless reprieve from their shitty jobs!!!

lol Joy Behar

Which is so weird, because we’re not that long removed from Harry dressing up a Nazi or the recordings of him in the army using racial slurs. I’m someone who remembers this, and somehow even I still like him better than William, whose only real fault has been ceasing to be a teen heartthrob

Poor doggo, but for a minute I thought you were talking about Chunk from Goonies.

I thought you just gave a glib fuck-you RIP to Chunk and then I found out that you weren’t talking about the fat kid from The Goonies

You know, judging by the complete travesty of a #itsaboutethicsinsexualassaultjournalism article y’all published today, maybe this editorial board should listen to Matt fucking Damon of all people and take a seat for a bit. Because the very quote you castigated him for is eerily similar to the sentiments expressed in…

nothing but a heartache.

I get that Rose McGowan has a unique place in this horrifying story and I’m reluctant to judge her because of it, but I feel like she’s attacking EVERYONE for not being pure enough.

A homey honey glow.

Add Al Roker to the list of people (Tom Hanks, Nick Offerman, etc.) I hope never to hear are rapey douches.

If they fired people for being horrible interviewers Matt Lauer would have been out years ago.

Colin Farrell was so perfect in the otherwise mostly mediocre Fantastic Beasts having his face be torn away to show Johnny Depp’s was the most disappointing moment in cinema. Fuck Yates for his shitty comments and his shitty casting.

“Finally gotcha, Asshole.”