Blake Shelton isn’t exactly sure why Gwen Stefani digs him so much.

Sadly, the years have been most unkind to Wills - and he’s not yet even 35!

This is so British. Americans would get all butt-hurt but they are like HAHAHAHA gewd shew old chep!

There once was a man from Nantucket
His child was born he said ‘Fuck it’
Back to work he would roam the wife back at home
Spewing hot takes til his ass kicks the bucket

For a country who lets a child get off on vehicular manslaughter because he grew up rich, we hold pretty inconsistent standards for the not-so-rich. Those girls shouldn’t have been wearing yoga pants per policy, and that policy is a bit silly to begin with, but if we’re going to draw a line in the sane it shouldn’t be…

Years ago, my Fox News-watching dad came over for a visit and gave my son Bill O’Reilly’s book for teenagers. My son said “Thanks Grandpa” and after my folks went home, my kid tossed the book in the garbage. He was 14.

my vag rocks! I don’t need rocks

But man, they come in like a wrecking ball.

80's Tom Brady?

They always look like either serial killers or village idiots.

“Just be nice to the gentlemen, Fancy, they’ll be nice to you.

Most appetizers are out to kill, those damn delicious assassins.

Just gonna leave this here.

“You don’t know my heart” is conservative religious code for “I get to dehumanize you, but don’t you dare criticize me for it.”

Candace, the LAST THING you want is to annoy Bianca del Rio enough to come for you. Seriously. Walk away. Any drag queen on earth could read you to filth, and Bianca is so fierce she makes even the shadiest queens tremble. Bitch was raised by wolves.

As a fellow teacher, FUCK THAT GUY. You should’ve reminded Ian that’s there’s NO App to fix his face, unfortunately. Then failed him. THEN played “Gangsta’s Paradise” while smoking and sitting incorrectly in your chair.

How about an uplifting story of a man’s love for his daughter, his wife and narrowly avoiding the sex offender registry? Okay, if you insist.

I can relate to the LW; we had Baby Gothick in a private school for K through 5th grade. And it was just awful. We were undoubtedly the poorest people in the school and I was reminded of it every day, from the Mothers’ Club meetings that took place at 10 AM on Tuesdays (I worked full-time; almost none of the others…