I swear I wake up every morning waiting for the final domino to fall in this atrocious presidency. Then I call my senators (who don’t answer of course) sign 25 petitions that feel totally futile, and refresh my web pages incessantly until it’s time to drink myself into a stupor, fall asleep and do it all again the…

Oh mah gahd!!!! That video of her reading the book is paiiiiinful. Worse than I thought it would be. I am no genius, but even I know that the kids wanna see the pictures!!!!

did you hear that one about how once upon a time Ed Sheeran got drunk and hit Justin Bieber in the face with a golf cart?

Did I miss coverage here of Spicey saying March has been declared “Irish-American heritage month”?

Librarians tend to be fairly liberal, politically. :-)

There are a lot of bad things about George W. Bush. But by all indications he and Laura Bush were very good parents.

I sort of see the Rashida and would like to throw Reba McEntire into the mix.

“This is probably what it felt like to be a British foreign service officer after World War II, when you realize, no, the sun actually does set on your empire,” said the mid-level officer. “America is over. And being part of that, when it’s happening for no reason, is traumatic.”

Am I the only one who thinks that the comments about her feet on the sofa are silly? Call em out constantly, but make sure that there is something behind it. Otherwise it just dilutes our real complaints.

Ive had a poofed tail as soon as he woled into the chamber. Ill stay under the couch until hes gone thank you.

The Missing posters and the empty suit town halls are hilarious. One representative is even being followed around by a guy in a chicken suit because he is too cowardly to hold town halls.

six years on one count of violating Georgia’s street gang act

Also, maybe I’m reading the article incorrectly, but didn’t she actually do the stuff she is saying she would never do?

What about dressing your two dogs in elf PJs while you wear Santa PJs? Asking for a friend.

She looks like she belongs in the court of Louis XIV. Will that dress fit in the chairs?

HOW AMAZING WOULD IT BE IF THEY ROASTED HILLARY AND GENERALLY ACTED AS THOUGH SHE WERE THE SITTING PRESIDENT, a la HILLARYBEATTRUMP.ORG

I simply don’t think he’s deserving my compassion just because he isn’t 18. I don’t give it out like candy on Halloween. My compassion isn’t so much finite as much as it isn’t a free commodity for just anyone. I don’t have compassion for a kid who has everything else and parents who give it to him by taking from the…

Fine. Whatevs. I sincerely don’t care. He’s going to grow up to be the same kind of shit as his dad and all his siblings anyway. His worst “suffering” is going to be not having the private school of his choice and maybe not having friends. Millions of kids would kill for that life. Sorry, I spent all shits caring…