Why even use the love story plot line? That whole movie was about a road trip to show some ladies the sweet, sweet man flesh. Just show some dancing, clothes, ripping, and some hip thrusts and we’re good.

Shit, I just snorted coffee onto my work computer.

Whatever you do, do NOT get into some hardcore Sherlock (JohnLock) fanfics.

He must “do school” like the Jenner girls.

This goes to Double Creature!

I hope it turns out to be a great wedding and reception!

This is more like it!

Zayn Malik and Naughty Boy had a falling out.

My hypothetical reception will be the stuff of legends. I have been stewing and scheming for years.

I would love to go to a wedding like that!

I almost want to do the 27 Dresses thing if/when I get married and instead of having my friends all wear the bridesmaids dresses they subjected me to I will make them do the paper bag dance.

Nothing says “let’s celebrate our love” like making fun of the singles.

I apparently have really classy friends! A paper bag dance, for one fortunate enough to not have witnessed, involves the wedding party putting paper bags on their heads and dancing to a set of music (Thriller, Backstreet’s Back, YMCA, what have you). They would be judged by the applause of the audience. HOWEVER, at…

One of my friends allowed the DJ to do a paper bag dance with the wedding party, but it turns out they were all in on it except myself and one other bridesmaid. I was LIVID when I found out I was out there practically by myself dancing with a paper bag over my head.

Then that could be another I Thee Dread post!

Ugh! The DJ can really make or break the reception. I’m happy that my friends chose really good DJs who put up with me staggering drunkenly up to the booth multiple times yelling, “Bon Jovi! Rick Springfield! Little Willy!” They all played them! And we danced our butts off!

I think there have been several new girls/stories since I was a kid, and now I’m really tempted to go read them.

I agree. Kids could be doing a lot worse than staging mini stories with AG dolls.

Sadly, she came after my time.

I LOVED the American Girl books and dolls when I was younger, but there was no way my parents would spend that kind of money on a toy for me. There weren’t as many accessories then either, so I can see their point. But I was pissed.