I drive long stretches to visit family, and coffee goes right through me. Now I shall be paranoid as hell at every gas station and mini mart.

I have this video bookmarked so I can play it when I have supremely bad days. It helps!

Alright, dadbod! Keep doin’ you. Enjoy that midlife crisis—but a sports car definitely won’t make you feel better or younger, amirite?

I’m not saying it’s in the beauty industry, I’m saying it’s part of the “beauty lifestyle” of today. Just because you can’t wear it and it’s not a part of your body doesn’t mean it can’t enhance your attractiveness or appeal. Keep taking everything literally, though.

But companies use beautiful people to sell these items. It is part of a lifestyle—if you want to look good, feel good about yourself, and have a good life, then you need to buy these products (i.e. a fast sports car, a razor just like this celebrity uses, etc.).

Now I don’t mind living in the boondocks and waiting a few weeks for a movie to get here. The restrooms are clean, the popcorn fresh and buttery, and there are no vermin or young men lying in the parking lot.

Of course razors are part of the beauty industry. Sports cars are also a thing of beauty, especially as they are advertised.

I saw the Ghostbusters post on FB last night, and the comments were horrible. Bagging on everything from their looks to their outfits to their general “unfunniness.” WHUT???? These are some of the funniest women in comedy and EXCUSE ME, but the original cast was no Magic Mike.

Any time I see a post about her or Betty White, I automatically think, “God, no! It’s not their time!”

Enough with Hope Solo. Surely Carli Lloyd has tweeted today!

You know for a fact that she’s NOT going to slip you cookies when Mom’s not watching.

With a character death and now this, I JUST CAN’T EVEN right now with this book! She is seriously messing around with one of my favorite books, and, lady, you just don’t do that.

That one grandma knows what’s up with the “cougars” and what not. She needs to get that stick-in-the mud grandma on board.

It looks like a have a new earworm: PUT EM UP! PUT EM UP PUT EM UP!!!

Okay, I get the whole “stars are just like us!” idea, but methinks Hilary and Katy are trying too hard. ARGH.

I think I missed that one :). I would have loved to meet her!

He was just a kitten. He didn’t know the dangers at the time. He thought it was oregano!

I, for one, welcome a cat overlord.

Nothing can stop us! ...Only decades of discrimination, discord, and debate. But hey, let’s celebrate, y’all!

This rich baby reminds me of a little Truman Capote for some reason.